On your head be it. If you're ever passing through Bradford, there's a bottle with your name on it.

If you have to add so much other flavour to mask the base spirit then it's not worth the bother... and if the base spirit is Flash cut with Magic Tree, then it's certainly not worth it.

Negatively impacted my taste buds for the rest of the evening too. Subsequent G&T and voddie and orange didn't sit well either.

GooberTheHat wrote:

davyK wrote:

Bison grass vodka goes well with apple juice.

Hell yeah it does. It's a leathaly refreshing combination that can get you in trouble if you're not careful.

Add some fresh squeezed lime juice to that and you get a 'Tatanka' - traditional polish drink.

I had to do the right thing and pass on the hemp review in the end. It's a no go.

I'm in the Brandling, Daddy. I know you said it went a bit twatty a while ago but dear me, that menu is full of cringe. Also, the barman called me "dude" when I walked in.

He redeemed himself when I asked about a few beers though, and he had a good recommendation so it's not all bad. But yeah, first impressions weren't agreeable.

I was going to post a pic but didn't want to shame them too much. Trying way to hard, bless them.

I like the sound of that. Yoss will hate it.

This place? I'm guessing so because the website said "hello cheeky chops" to me.

That's it, aye.

Yeah, the menu looks decent food wise, I bet you can't go wrong, it's just bad in every other way.

Paul the sparky wrote:

Yoss will hate it.

I would? I dislike sports on TV in pubs, but it sounds like that’s a rarity. The rest sounds fine.

My train station local, The Bull Tavern, Woolwich, is a great Irish pub (best Guinness in London), they have three tv's (all three of which had the all Ireland final on the other month) that show football, horse racing and whatever else is on.

Went in a few weekends back and it was Liverpool Vs Spurs. Had it one one tv, with the other two showing horse racing. Three non-locals come in, get a pint then sit down and start complaining after 20 minutes. Go to the barmaid and say, 'hey, why is horse racing on? Everyone wants to watch the football, put the football on more screens'. Barmaid told them in no uncertain terms, 'the horse racing stays on' (there's always a regular contingent of ol' fellas watching it). These pricks started mockingly saying very loud, 'oh horse racing! yeah, so exciting. Horse racing eh, how great'.

She says, 'if you don't like it you can leave'. They get antsy, she says she'll throw them out before they finish their drinks, they say, 'we'll finish our drinks we've paid for them', she says, 'if I throw you out you won't finish anything'. They sit there for about a minute more whilst all the regulars cast glances at them, then they leave their drinks and mutter about how crap the place is then start walking out. All the pub started cheering and going, 'bye bye'. Good times.

It's a super friendly pub, but these three dick heads came in, order a drink then started demanding very loudly that the perma-horse racing get switched over for them, when they could easily just move closer to the tv showing the footie. They rightly got mocked. Love The Bull.

They say God loves a trier, well the frigger better be getting down on one knee and taking me up the aisle as I'm back at the hemp rum. Cutting that shit with extra fiery Old Jamaica ginger beer has worked wonders, guaranteed to mask horse piss so Cillit Bang rum is a cake walk.

Lanzarote? Honey rum, surely? Ron Miel Artemi?