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  • acemuzzy
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    The place to share your favourite viagra adds, coup invites, etc.

    I enjoyed this one this morning. Hard to say what first made me question it's validity.
    Good morning,

    We regret to inform you that your employment with Explosive Catabilities Ltd is being terminated. 
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    I keep getting reminders for dentist appointments in New Zealand. Probably more a mixed up email than spam.
  • I keep getting Gmails that there are mobile handsets for sail in nagpur.
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    Spoiler:
    Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
    "I'm jealous of sucking major dick!"~ Kernowgaz
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    So nearly the right niche to target you with

    Edit @crayon
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    I knew that French wan was a bad idea for the IMF, throwing money around willy nilly.
  • This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world,

    Focused.
    Gamertag: gremill
  • Jesus, a three month long meeting? Those IMF folks are dedicated.
  • Lots of fake claims that I'm due in court. Novel tactic.
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    ... says the man lying low under a pseudonym in Eastest Asia
  • I know the scope of my crimes; the content of these messages never match.
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    Double denim, mullet in the mid 90s.
    Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
    "I'm jealous of sucking major dick!"~ Kernowgaz
  • I do like a short fringe and longer back on girls. Has to be done with care but when it is
  • For years I've been getting spam emails addressed to 'Mydra'.
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    Brooks wrote:
    I do like a short fringe and longer back on girls. Has to be done with care but when it is

    047_skinhead_girls.jpg

    I do love skinhead chicks, especially the double takes I get when I'm wearing a full Osama on my chin at the same time

    edit: by no means great examples above, but GIS was easy
    "I spent years thinking Yorke was legit Downs-ish disabled and could only achieve lucidity through song" - Mr B
  • That's really close, aye. See also Rihanna at one recent point (was shorter at the sides, more obviously mullety; the above is more generous to face shape varieties though). Basically the key things are not too much volume and a minimum of product spiking.

    Here's Scarj with one, works:

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    It's hard to believe, but I found the 100% cure for_obesity. Can't believe?

    read more here
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    I recently received an email from Ban Ki Moon reassuring me that the UN were investigating internet banking scams. They would ensure I was given a refund after being scammed, all I had to do was provide some details...


    Spoiler:
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    Hahaha, that's ambitious to say the least

    I won't believe it's him unless he sings it at me though
    "I spent years thinking Yorke was legit Downs-ish disabled and could only achieve lucidity through song" - Mr B
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    Well, Moon's got to do something with his time now Angelina Jolie is doing all of the heavy lifting around the UN.
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    Loving the 1313 in the email address
  • Email at work, says it was sent as a text from Coleman Hull:
    hi there

    And we took a lot more time writing songs which I think was really important, the album like forming the way it did. The conditions on Sunday, November 29 were extremely unsettled.
    Google book results on U. Ham Fighters from Pacific League in Japan Series.
    You have minecraft?
  • acemuzzy
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    Pretty strong one just now...


    From:¬†[email protected]
    Subject: Predicted In The Sacred Book of Revelation - Obama's Deadly Curse

    If you didn't watch this INCENDIARY broadcast yet,



    The massive downfall that willwipe out 49 out of 50 American states,

    Will take you by complete surprise

    And unfortunately you won't make it out alive...

    Because what's coming has the devil sign on it

    And it was predicted in the BIBLE -

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    Before the church managed to HIDE the tormenting prophecy.

    But 14 days ago this leaked video went viral,

    Exposing how Obama and the unofficial church leaders fought long WARS

    To keep this information hidden

    Until it was too late for anyone to do anything about it.

    This is the 18th link they put up in 14 days,

    And most definitely this site will be taken down again shortly.

    More than 22 million Americans have seen this broadcast

    And they are PANICKED....

    Watch the full video disclosure here <<
  • But why would you include the hyperlinks? Are you part of the conspiracy?
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