101 Things that get on our tits but don't actually matter in the slightest.
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It's OK DS, you can sit in front of the TV tonight while millionaires tell you to give them money while twating around.
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@cocko: Aye man, the medical was a joke, as expected. Asked about 10 questions which equated to can you wash yourself/can you cook/do you go out/do you have friends. No actual physical, no tests, no blood pressure or bloods, nothing. Just a tick list.
@Liv: For the first time in a long while man's getting pissed and high, whist watching Shyamalamadingdong's new one, Split. -
This shit does matter in the slightest. -
Dark Soldier wrote:Yeah its very easy to game it, I know how to get the benefits if I want, I know plenty with experience there, but fuck that. I'll be chucked off but I've known it for about a year now
As long as it's because you shouldn't be on it, and not that your putting on a brave face fine.
As it is, it tends to be the people who need help don't get it because they are too honest and try to give an impression they are better off than they are, and the dickheads game it for all they are worth -
Aye its the former with me Dante. In a good place physically and mentally right now, I can handle the grind of JSA and interviews.
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Send messageBig loves DS. I'm genuinely sorry the system is set up to fuck with your humanity and self respect.
You're far better than that. And thank you very much for da books boi. -
Jah bless
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Treat yo self.Dark Soldier wrote:@Liv: For the first time in a long while man's getting pissed and high, whist watching Shyamalamadingdong's new one, Split.
Just don't slip backwards. -
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Send message'As it's Comic Relief, if someone's not using their Bone anymore please donate it to DS so he can join us on Fridays.'
Spokespratt for FNF.retroking1981: Fuck this place I'm off to the pub. -
tis a man's dream to ram full pelt up gav's rear end
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JonB wrote:This shit does matter in the slightest.
Hugs DS. -
Also:
bad_hair_day wrote:'As it's Comic Relief, if someone's not using their Bone anymore please donate it to DS so he can join us on Fridays.'
Fucking A1. Do I need to start the thread to get DS a Bone (assuming a Bone is what he wants) because I will start the thread. -
I've been the recipient of this forum's generosity, DS deserves it more than me.
Not that I'm giving him my Bone. There are limits. -
It is beautifully appreciated lads but I've barely played the ps4 of late so would be a waste on me bar FNF. You're all
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I would like a three week break in Thailand with spare ladyboy money however.
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Dark Soldier wrote:FNF.
Job done. -
FNF is a fucking blast mind. Worth an Xbox alone. -
Then get your arse to the other thread and pledge some money. We all know you soldiers are on the big bucks.
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Just tried to slice the end of my thumb off. When such things happen, I'm never sure what to do with the big flappy bit of skin you're left with.
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Bite it off Andy. Only way, it won't heal.
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I was going to cut it off, but at that point I was bleeding like a suit in Kill Bill, and focused instead on smearing my last will and testament on the kitchen tiles.
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In that case you need kitchen roll and sellotape.
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Andy wrote:Just tried to slice the end of my thumb off. When such things happen, I'm never sure what to do with the big flappy bit of skin you're left with.
Put it back in place and secure it with multiple plasters, then hope for the best when you remove the plasters in about 3 days. -
Have you got a soldering iron? -
You just reminded me of how I used to burn cuts closed before putting plasters on. Oddly I've no scars to show so maybe my theory worked.[quote=Skerret]Unless someone very obviously insults your loved ones with intent, take nothing here seriously.[/quote] -
Hodge360 wrote:You just reminded me of how I used to burn cuts closed before putting plasters on. Oddly I've no scars to show so maybe my theory worked.
Come with g if you want to live... -
Andy wrote:Just tried to slice the end of my thumb off. When such things happen, I'm never sure what to do with the big flappy bit of skin you're left with.
You tried to slice it off? -
I did my best, but only managed a bit about the size of a five pence piece.
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