I'm imagining that conversation with Levy/Poch:
Levy: So you're asking for 150k a week? What makes you think you deserve that?
RB: Well I'm a young player.
Levy: Ever heard of a lad named Dele Alli? He put in 20 goals last season and wasn't allowed to do body shots off of ladies until last fall.
RB: Erm... I'm English?
Levy: M8, Harry Kane here has eaten only beans on toast since he came out of the womb and he won the golden boot 2 years running. Care to try a third time?
RB: I'll uhhh...settle for a packet of crisps and the RyanAir ticket to London.
Levy: You'll take a coach bus and buy your own damn snacks.
Poch: Thees ees football.
legaldinho wrote:Dinostar77 wrote:Rooney has had his Everton medical.
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That leaves utd with two strikers: Rashford and Lukaku. You could argue for martial but he's a wide forward. I think mourinho will go for another striker. A cheaper experienced option. A return to utd for hernandez? £13mil release clause, 29 yrs old and popular with the fans.
Dino has unlocked next level: not reporting news, not reporting Renoir's, but doing his own rumours! $$$$$$$$$¥€¥€¥$$$$
legaldinho wrote:Any of you guys lurk on football reedits? I lurk on the spurs one. It's fully infested with yanks. Yanks all over the place. It's go go Hotspur time, and it fucking annoys the hell out of me. Take this witty bit of banter about Ross BarkleyThen someone was like "I think over there you can drink aged 18". I hate them.I'm imagining that conversation with Levy/Poch: Levy: So you're asking for 150k a week? What makes you think you deserve that? RB: Well I'm a young player. Levy: Ever heard of a lad named Dele Alli? He put in 20 goals last season and wasn't allowed to do body shots off of ladies until last fall. RB: Erm... I'm English? Levy: M8, Harry Kane here has eaten only beans on toast since he came out of the womb and he won the golden boot 2 years running. Care to try a third time? RB: I'll uhhh...settle for a packet of crisps and the RyanAir ticket to London. Levy: You'll take a coach bus and buy your own damn snacks. Poch: Thees ees football.
Liveinadive wrote:City have signed Mendy for 52mil.
So that is Walker for 45mil, Stones for 47.5mil and Mendy for 52mil. Nearly £150 million on their defence! Without including their best defender.
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