If you watch porn and it has cock in it you're on the spectrum.

That's a page turn.

nick_md wrote:

If you watch porn and it has cock in it you're on the spectrum.

I only watch porn if it has cocks in it. It's not porn without

Yeah, Joanna's great too - be happy to see either get the W.

Not sure if it's enough to get me to stay up till silly a.m. tho. Think Khabib is just going to maul that poor fucker - talking to him the whole time: 'You know I deserve this, I smash you, make you flat, I get belt, gimme belt, I no understand this, give up, Hey Dana, this how I smash Connor, we must fix this'.

Fyi if anyone wants a truly awesome showcase for MMA watch the Kyle Bochniak v Zabit Magomedsharipov fight from last night. My word. Just amazing.

afgavinstan wrote:

Fyi if anyone wants a truly awesome showcase for MMA watch the Kyle Bochniak v Zabit Magomedsharipov fight from last night. My word. Just amazing.

Yup great fight, I was gonna warn you not to skip past it to the main events.

Apparently that crazy Dagestani broke his hand warming up in the locker room before the fight.

I enjoyed the whole card to be honest, I had the girls 2 and 2 going into the last round with Rose taking the 5th. Although the main event was another dominant performance by Khabib I did find his stand up game interesting to watch as he's never really show cased it before.

Yea I'll never forget watching bones fight Stephan Bonner and think where did this guy learn that stuff. Yair Rodriguez was another although he's still young. It's great to watch these exciting guys come through and watch them achieve greatness in a young sport. Zabit has potential.

As for Khabib he has to fight Tony to be called undisputed IMO. Tony beat the best in the division one after another. Conner should've been stripped earlier.

The divisions/belts/rankings have been utterly fucked since the fertitas sold up so it's easy to buy into the confusion for new fans I think.

Have you been to watch it live before Gav?

Think Till vs Wonderboy will be amazing. No idea who wins tbh.

If I had the readies, would definitely be looking for tickets.

Yeah, never expected Cowboy to get demolished like that. Till is, legitimately, a scary dude.

Wonderboy survived Woodley X2 times tho + is very unpredictable with his striking = ? wins.

Think Gaethje just out toughs and fucks up Porier. He's probably improved since Connor (totally) beasted him but I think Gaethje has way more heart and that will show.

Will def watch out for them. Only got into MMA with Conor's fights, so bit of a noob still tbh.

Fan of lots of m/f fighters now tho, total-respect.

Cheers, will check it out.

afgavinstan wrote:

Every time it's sold out in London and Glasgow before I get a chance. Hoping to get lucky with the general sale tomorrow. You?

Yeah not for some time though. I sat in the rafters at the Birmingham ICC for Bisping vs Leben and sat on the ring walk for Couture vs Vera at the MEN. The ring walk seats were amazing all though we did pay about £250 each. Bisping vs Kang, Dan Hardy, Paul Taylor, Matt Riddle were all on the card and a little known fella at the time called JDS iirc.

I was at this card.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_in_Cage_Rage_Championships#Cage_Rage_Contenders_-_Ireland_vs._Belgium

Some scrub named Conor McGregor in his second pro fight.

I have a theory as to why the internet dork age laps up tat like MMA. I think it is because we are producing increasingly girly men, in Arnie's parlance. The increasingly effete online mans - who probably goes on soccer reddits and declares that they are gay for a particular footballer ("dreamy" and "take me home Daniele De Rossi" are not words you'd have heard in a playground in the 90s) - need to manufacture an outlet for the more belligerent urges which daily they repress. Whereas me, I don't give a fuck, see, and the other day I threatened to deck a 6ft4 tattooed big issue seller for pointing at me aggressively, made him whimper and back down and told him he was just a loudmouth pussy who can't back up his word. Felt good, man. And I think MMA is a load of horseshite.