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  • In case you didnt guess, this is a thread dedicated to the new show Picard.
    Apologies if there was already a thread, but I did a cursory search and saw none.

    Without resorting to spoilers, this is a fucking trashfire mess. Im up to date on the episodes and the quality is just plummeting with each new episode. It started really well I thought. Boy was I wrong.....Im at work so no time to elaborate atm.
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  • I thought the opening scene of the last ep was a bit too much.  We're shown some bloke having his eyeball removed in a torturous fashion with little or no exposition. Oh, it's ok, it's actually a Borg harvesting station and here comes Seven to save the day! Really could have done without such gratuitous stuff whilst I'm eating my tea thanks.
  • Yup. that was a terrible idea.
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  • JL...........That alone makes my skin crawl.
    From the opening episode, i naively hoped this would explore in a small way what Picard's post hero life might look like. An old man chasing past glories.  Instead, we get him being called JL, suddenly he loves kids and the nonsense of the whole Romulan situation. Not to mention how the Federation/Starfleet has changed. So, so, so stupid. Incredibly stupid.

    Its a shame. I like the pilot guy (and the EMH etc). I also like the Romulan wimpy,sexyman(the spy) and a few more. It had so much potential.......
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    What supafly said

    It's structured really badly as well, each episode had been a boring crawl of fan service to lead up to an introduction of a character to further serve the fans, fully expect riker to step in front of the camera next week
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    I'm enjoying it. I read the book and it made a lot of things click together. Clearly the reason I am enjoying it is because I am VERY CLEVER and READ BOOKS whereas you lot aren't enjoying it because you're a STUPID bunch of ILLERATES.
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  • In case you didnt guess, this is a thread dedicated to the new show Picard.
    Apologies if there was already a thread, but I did a cursory search and saw none.

    Without resorting to spoilers, this is a fucking trashfire mess. Im up to date on the episodes and the quality is just plummeting with each new episode. It started really well I thought. Boy was I wrong.....Im at work so no time to elaborate atm.
    I’m guessing you didn’t see the two fat dudes ripping the shit out of episode one?
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  • It’s trashy and I’m enjoying it. It’s not clever, it’s not deep. It’s adventure of the week serial stuff. It’s fine.
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    I'm loving it and I'm also very clevor.
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  • I'm enjoying it because it's better than playing Sekiro, which is also an idea that should have stayed on the drawing board.
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  • If it'd just been the ol' duffer running his scifi vineyard for 8-10 episodes, it would probably own.
  • Was looking for a Picard thread.

    I'm really disappointed with it. Is it star trek? Is it blade runner? Why, after 5 episodes, has FUCK ALL HAPPENED. Why is each episode......... Slow........... As........... Fuck.........

    But, now I'm committed, I need to watch it every Friday. Fucksake.
  • Granted, the plot for every episode would be:

    Guest star: Why are you doing it this way, winemaking has been a wholly finished technology for centuries, here just d/l this fucking sick La Tache circa 2XXX and

    Picard: No I need the dirt and the graft and mutter mutter what is a man

    Guest star: Okay then

    But that reads like not worse than what they've actually made.
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    Bob wrote:
    In case you didnt guess, this is a thread dedicated to the new show Picard.
    Apologies if there was already a thread, but I did a cursory search and saw none.

    Without resorting to spoilers, this is a fucking trashfire mess. Im up to date on the episodes and the quality is just plummeting with each new episode. It started really well I thought. Boy was I wrong.....Im at work so no time to elaborate atm.
    I’m guessing you didn’t see the two fat dudes ripping the shit out of episode one?

    I’m sure people complained when I posted that.
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  • b0r1s wrote:
    Bob wrote:
    In case you didnt guess, this is a thread dedicated to the new show Picard.
    Apologies if there was already a thread, but I did a cursory search and saw none.

    Without resorting to spoilers, this is a fucking trashfire mess. Im up to date on the episodes and the quality is just plummeting with each new episode. It started really well I thought. Boy was I wrong.....Im at work so no time to elaborate atm.
    I’m guessing you didn’t see the two fat dudes ripping the shit out of episode one?

    I’m sure people complained when I posted that.

    The dudes make a lot of sense and back it up with examples what’s not to like?
    I’ll say to you what I said to Deborah Meaden. I like you. You’ve got balls!
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    It's disappointing but I'm staying on the bus for now.

    Mentioned it elsewhere but I would have liked something not a million miles away from what @Brooks said.

    A really world weary man struggling to deal with retirement and finding some little thing to give him purpose as opposed to an "I'm too old for this shit" caper which is what it is turning into.
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    Title has got TLC's Unpretty stuck in my head.

    Well that’s never a bad thing.
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    … I would have liked … A really world weary man struggling to deal with retirement and finding some little thing to give him purpose …

    I was looking forward to The Adventures of Grumpy Picard and No.1 The Dog.

    I am disappointed by The Adventures of Romulan Clichés on the Borg Cube.

    But beggars can’t be choosers, and I’m happier with any new Trek once a week than none.
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    "TV" doesn't do it for much now because it demands too much time. Too many seasons, too many episodes. The time sunk hasn't rewarded me that much.

    Keep something short and I'll stick around. I can see me seeing this out but anything after that would probably be ignored by me.
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    Brooks wrote:
    Granted, the plot for every episode would be:

    Guest star: Why are you doing it this way, winemaking has been a wholly finished technology for centuries, here just d/l this fucking sick La Tache circa 2XXX and

    Picard: No I need the dirt and the graft and mutter mutter what is a man

    Guest star: Okay then

    But that reads like not worse than what they've actually made.

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    Screw Picard. Give me a Dark Tower series and don't fuck it up please.
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    Anyhow ep.5

    The panto section wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

    But - I hated that super scent giant lizard. What an awful lazy sci-fi trope. He even growled. Jesus.

    I liked that fine looking lady that 7 killed though. Nice. 

    I think watching V in the 80s as a teen with Diana the baddy has rendered me fond of bad girls. Hence my liking for Priti Patel. A modern day Servalan.
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    ayayayaheee.


    If you were really lucky Diana had a cat fight with that Blonde British girl in some episodes. Ludicrous - they must have had a ball making that series.
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