In the next seven days I will destroy a portion of the art collection in your museum - you will get a choice as to what portion of the art collection will be destroyed. Your options are the following:
The Mona Lisa will be destroyed; or
Everything except the Mona Lisa is destroyed.
Do not try to hoodwink me in this situation I will carry out exactly one of these actions in the next seven days and public will then find out that the action has been carried! No fakes will fool me!
The Choice is Yours!
The smoking Thief (criminal mastermind)
Yossarian wrote:Tell them to destroy the Mona Lisa, donate it to another museum so it’s no longer in the collection. Job done.
This is probably the best solution though. "Quick, come visit before some of it is destroyed. BE HERE when the destruction happens!"poprock wrote:I’d publish the threat. Turn it into a public vote - let the audience choose. It’d be the greatest arts marketing campaign in history.
GooberTheHat wrote:The mona Lisa has to go. You could then hang a replica of it if it was really that big a draw.
mistercrayon wrote:Question: what’s the second most famous painting? I think the relative difficulty to answer that question compared to the most famous painting tells you something about the Mona Lisa.
The Musée du Louvre contains more than 380,000 objects and displays 35,000 works of art in eight curatorial departments
Yossarian wrote:mistercrayon wrote:Question: what’s the second most famous painting? I think the relative difficulty to answer that question compared to the most famous painting tells you something about the Mona Lisa.
Might have been difficult to answer once, but now that it’s become an emoji, it’s definitely The Scream.
mistercrayon wrote:Yeah my partner and I went with The Scream too as #2. Maybe David and God.Yossarian wrote:Might have been difficult to answer once, but now that it’s become an emoji, it’s definitely The Scream.mistercrayon wrote:Question: what’s the second most famous painting? I think the relative difficulty to answer that question compared to the most famous painting tells you something about the Mona Lisa.
poprock wrote:I’d publish the threat. Turn it into a public vote - let the audience choose. It’d be the greatest arts marketing campaign in history.
mistercrayon wrote:You are in charge of the Louvre - your responsibilities are to make sure people will come in the future and you understand why people visit.
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