Russ Abbot while playing a round at Royal Lytham St Anne's. Our party let him and assistant pass. He used £1 coins as markers and left several behind, of course I picked them up.

In Edinburgh, a few weeks ago. Big guy.

Passed Jake Humphry at Edinburgh airport a few weeks back.

Buddum.

I got a lift from Bez at Glastonbury as he drove a rusty old Mondeo past the Pyramid stage. Top bloke. 

Also, a few guys from Goldie Lookin Chain sat and got pissed with us while we watched The Wicker Man in the cinema field. They broke my chair.

He undressed you in his mind.

Sharleen Spiteri, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William.

Marry, Kiss, Shag..... GO!

Yeah but I thought that would harsh, and would give you an easy out over the whole Prince William thing.

I taught Princess Eugene. She's a trier.

I almost never run into famous people.

Had a piss next to Dave Spikey in a pub in Coniston (possibly the Black Bull).

Went to a BBQ with Nick Clegg once.

Saw Jermaine Jenas in the Cavendish when I was at uni.

Actor Brian Cox was filming a sitcom here earlier in the year, saw him a few times. I used to buy my paper of his brother, so it's not very exciting.

Argentinian World Cup star Claudio Caniggia was in the local Woolies a few years ago, the hush from everyone as he browsed the toy department was weird.

Not sure why I didn't think of this one first:

I worked security at a charity banquet at Stirling Castle.  It was JK Rowling's charity and got to meet her which was cool.  I actually saw loads of folk there but the one that sticks in my mind was Robbie Coltrane.  Towards the end of the night he came staggering down through the castle towards the gates (where we were) propped up by two helpful helpers either side of him.  He was as drunk as anyone as ever seen in my life.  It took me a few seconds to realise that while 'walking' towards the gates he was holding up his kilt and was pissing the whole time.  He then spewed over the side of the drawbridge into the moat. 

Thankfully the paparazzi had fucked off a few hours earlier.

Guy Garvey phoned me up and asked me to be the guitarist in Elbow many years ago. I said no.

I was having dinner in a posh restaurant in north wales a few years back and a few tables over was him from Avatar.

I also go for semi-frequent kebabs with Omid Djalili when he's about.

Was mates with Jo from Metronomy at school. I knew he had a recording contract but had no idea they were so famous until a year or so ago. Also from my town is Ben Howard. He always really fancied my sister. 

Got bought a burger with a couple of 'famous' rockstars a month or so ago. I have no interest in rock so I can't remember their names. I doubted their fame too until people kept coming up and asking for autographs. One of them had a bear and loads of tattoos on his face.