Inbox spam and general tosh - The Bear and Badger

davyK

Think is is the blandest I have ever received:

spammer wrote:

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beano

I was in manchester airport rail terminal the other week and signed on for free wifi provided by a third part and since (literalÂ minutes later) my spam has increased significantly.

Sasukekun

I received one of those Nigerian 'We have an urgent transfer of monies for you!' e-mail the other day saying that the money was definitely mine.
I replied saying that if the money was definitely mine why, at no point in the e-mail, was I referred to by name.
I received another a few days later, almost exactly the same, from the same person, this time referring to me by name.

Seemed legit...

[Deleted User]

Title: You have received an E Card

Body:

Spoiler:

Hello there,

This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you.
I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you
knew who this was.

I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here*

That was just the first one I opened.

Edit: No idea why it went into a spoiler.

Skerret

It made it a bit more exciting.

Dark Soldier

Subject: Cute latina teen gets fingered and sucks cockâ€

Content: Hello! I'm smart and beautiful. You can see my photos on the site. I live with you in the same place

Subject: Gorgeous chicks are going to make you cum in your pant! Check them out!â€

Content: If you are searching for sexual chick then I am before you. who would come here at this hour. Carol

Generally my spam is in such a style.

Tempy

"Then I am before you" Ahahaha

Skerret

"Who would come here at this hour"

Excellent.

Tempy

Reminds me of a Russian guy over at DiS who posts such delights as "I, Boring? In each thread I post I gain at minimum 50 replies"

and when being chastised for being a sexist pig re: Rolo Tomassi's lead singer

"Every time a man talks about a woman being attractive there is a fascist nun going crazy at us? Are we not to enjoy the sexuality? Thanks, nuns!"

Mod74

Subject: WomanÂ canÂ worthÂ muchÂ moreÂ thanÂ aÂ millionÂ dollars.Â ProbablyÂ IÂ haveÂ gotÂ toÂ tellÂ youÂ thisÂ womanÂ isÂ me)

You have not got an imagination what really cool hottie is if you haven't relaxed in my company!
I'm Patrina and I am sweetie!
I liked your profile very much and so I decided to write you and communicate with u closer a little bit.
Let's know each other better and maybe we will become friends, lovers or maybe build some relations.
Some stuff about me: I am 22 years old and I am working as a manager in a firm. I'm a brown haired and got second size of breasts.
And what's about u?

g.man

Yes Mod. Tell us what size your breasts are?

regards

g.man

adored

3rd size.

beano

Grande.

Deceivingly small cup.

Tempy

"And what's about you" is gold.

adkm1979

From: Â Lorena Palmore ([email protected])
Subject: Â Hey:) I'm Lorena!

How's it going handsome!
My name is Lorena.
One girl told me that I certainly got to write to you, she added that there is no way to resist your attraction

So, I can't wait to learn more about u, let's find out more about each other!
I'm so excited about your answer

From: Â Angela [email protected] ([email protected])
Subject: Â She will be your lover, friend and true love!

the object of his thoughts.

Are you still lonely? Welcome to the new dating site

'Sit down, beggar!' screamed Squeers, almost beside himself with rage,

consequence of bad living in his last place.

Halie

Diluted Dante

Subject:
SELFLESS DONATION.
Hello,

My wife and I won the Euro Millions Lottery of Â£41 Million British Pounds and we have decided to donate Â£1.5 million British Pounds to 10 individuals worldwide as our own charity project. To verify,please see our interview by visiting the web page below:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-2091124/EuroMillions-winners-Gareth-Catherine-Bull-scoop-41MILLION-lotto-jackpot.html

Your email address was among the emails which were submitted to us by the Google, Inc as a web user; if you have received our email please, kindly send us the below details so that we can issue you a valid bank cheque for Â£1,500,000.00 pounds in your name or direct our bank to effect the transfer of the funds to your operational bank account in your country.
Full Name:
Mobile No:

Age:
Country:
Send your response to ([email protected])

Best Regards,

Gareth & Catherine Bull

Skerret

I know Gareth Bull, he's legit.

three1ne

It's Catherine you gotta worry about.

acemuzzy

Her friends call her Cockn

Sasukekun

It seems that dating sites now have they're own Money Supermarket style site

Title:
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Body:
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Yossarian

Skerret wrote:

I know Gareth Bull, he's legit.

With a name like that, how could he not be?

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