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  • I'm pretty bad at losing stuff, but generally short term, in my flat.  My armchair and the area around it seems to be some kind of black hole for my stuff.  The leather sleeve I keep my phone in, rings, bits of paper, earphones, my wallet, all have the ability to hide in plain sight (or under things they shouldn't be under) and remain there until minutes, hours, days or occasionally weeks after I'd given up on finding them.  I get a small amount of satisfaction from knowing, each time, that I'd left them in a safe place, but mostly it's frustrating.

    At this point, those of you who thought this thread was about figuratively losing your shit will also be a bit frustrated right now.  Sorry.

    Boarding the flight leaving Las Vegas, Delta airlines staff were letting loads of passengers flagrantly breach the rules about the size and weight of hand luggage.  They were asking people to voluntarily check-in their hand luggage, because they clearly regularly run out of room in the overhead lockers.  It's clearly also their fault, but they like to nevertheless threaten those of us getting on the plane last with having our bags taken from us, despite it being other people breaking the rules.  So, given that various selfish arseholes had used up all available space near our seats, I had to put our bags in overhead bins quite far from our seats.  This then meant that disembarking was quite stressful, struggling through sweaty morons dragging apparently lead-filled suitcases out to drop on any head or shoulder in the vicinity, just to get our little rucksacks and then run the gauntlet back the way.

    After grabbing a bite to eat at Atlanta airport, we waited at our gate.  A wee while later, I decided to get my stuff ready for the next flight.  That's when I realised that my Kindle was not in my bag, but in the seat-pocket in front of my seat on the previous plane.  In the stress and hassle, I'd grabbed everything else to put in my bag, but not the Kindle.  Now, I'm not trying to say it's Delta's fault, it was my fault I lost it, but I'm miffed at the circumstances that led to it.

    I had enough time to get to a Delta desk to report it, but by that time the plane we had been on was en route to Orlando, and I had to board my next flight before I was able to hear anything back.  I've reported it via their online lost and found, and I don't see why it shouldn't show up, but I'm not holding my breath.

    Are you bad at losing stuff?  Do you regularly properly lose things, or like me do you temporarily misplace trivial things?  Or are you somebody who never loses anything, and gets annoyed by other people's carelessness?
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    I think it's an age thing, sorry.

    I'm a bit bad at losing the day to day stuff like wallet, keys, phone, but not too bad. The killer are things that I want months or even years later that I know I've put somewhere, but can't for all the tea in China remember where.

    Then I find them a few months after I wanted them. Annoying.
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    I never lose anything. Some things suspiciously go missing occasionally.
  • I'm pretty bad at losing stuff. Usually my keys. Or the keys at work. I'm pretty terrible with keys.
  • Kow wrote:
    I never lose anything. Some things suspiciously go missing occasionally.
    Neither do I. Other people keep moving my stuff without telling me though.
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    I'm pretty good at not losing stuff.
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    I hope that helped.
  • Mod74 wrote:
    I think it's an age thing, sorry.
    I was going to say something in reply to this, but it has escaped me.  I'll get back to you...
  • Apparently, going through a doorway makes you more likely to forget something. So, the solution is obviously to live in a warehouse.
  • Mod74 wrote:
    I think it's an age thing, sorry.

    I'm a bit bad at losing the day to day stuff like wallet, keys, phone, but not too bad. The killer are things that I want months or even years later that I know I've put somewhere, but can't for all the tea in China remember where.

    Then I find them a few months after I wanted them. Annoying.

    +1. Even when I put them somewhere and go: Right, that's a logical place for it, I'll never forget it there!

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  • I am impeccably organised.
  • I'm the kind of idiot who believes himself to be impeccably organised, whereas in fact am horribly disorganised.

    I create places for things to go, and am too lazy to put them there.

    I have forgotten everything from luggage to passport when trying to go on holiday, usually as a result of packing 10 minutes after I was supposed to leave.

    But the strangest thing is my reluctance to accept this obvious fact about my personality. Even now, there's a part of me shaking my head saying "nah come on you're great at packing and you've never lost your wallet" (but I have, at least thrice).
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    I went away for three days for work, got to the hotel and realised my suitcase with all my clothes and wash gear was still sat at the top of the stairs.
  • Last time I lived J-side (pre-Edge Forum) I managed to lose my passport, which meant not only getting the Embassy to issue a new one but running around getting visa stamps and shit redone to. I would recommend not losing one's passport.

    Get real paranoid about this sort of thing on occasion, prompting bursts of awkward public self-groping to check I've still got my wallet and whatever.
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    I've got 3 grams of ketamine somewhere in my lounge. Doing my head in not knowing where it is.

    I found 50 quid in a suit jacket I pulled out tonight, that was a nice find. As I'm skint for reasons to be bestowed... 

    I dug out my manbag and found thirty euros before I left for Berlin which kept me happy for a few days but didn't stop me spending thirteen hundred over four weeks of being there.

    I lost a beastie boys t-shirt from their gig in 200? in manc about 6 years ago and again like the ket, it's in this flat somewhere.

    I've got a 20dollar chip from the Bellagio Casino that I think is behind some shelves.

    I missing lots of things. 

    Many mornings I wake up convinced I'm sensing things without a head, meaning I've only one active sense.

    Goodnight.
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    krs wrote:
    I am impeccably organised.

    You had a Filofax, didn't you? You put heavier and larger items at the bottom of your pencil case, and your special fountain pen on top. Precision-packed packed lunch. I know your sort.

    I've had OCD half my life, but before that I was quite messy. I did always know where everything was; I'm the hoarder that turned.

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  • Not something that specifically ruins my day-to-day, though I'm sure it's as systemically rife as ever. Helps to not have to play ball much with systems.
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    I'm pretty bad at losing stuff. Usually my keys. Or the keys at work. I'm pretty terrible with keys.
    Don't you mean good at it?  If you were bad at it you'd never lose anything.
    Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
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    Brooks wrote:
    Helps to not have to play ball much with systems.

    That, too. Toughing it out as an immigrant maverick. You really must love their fish.
  • I'da been a maverick in, like, the 1930s.

    The fish is pretty great though.
  • krs wrote:
    I am impeccably organised.

    you don't own anything to lose, having stripped everything out except for the absolute essentials.
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  • I hardly lose anything but for whatever reason I find it IMPOSSIBLE to keep hold of Oyster Cards. I've been through 5 in the last 6 months. I put them down on the side and when I wake up... Gone! 
    Drives me nuts.

    For me a lot of the reason why I hardly ever lose stuff is what my gf calls "massive paranoia" which I absolutely do not have. I just don't trust people around my stuff. Ever. So it all stays close to me or in a locked drawer. 
    Keys? Always in my jacket pocket.
    Wallet? Always in my pocket.
    Phone? Always in my pocket.
    Everything else? In my work bag, in a locked locker, in a locked room.
    Paperwork and important documents including passports etc? In a carefully organised folder in a locked cabinet in my room.

    But that's not paranoia, that's just good sense
    Not everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
  • Shit, now you all know where I keep my stuff! 
    Better find somewhere new...
    Not everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
  • I dont really ever lose stuff. It only gets lost when my wife or daughter move things.
    He could've just said they came from another planet but seems keen to convince people with his bullshit pseudoscience that he knows stuff. I wouldn't trust him with my lunch. - SG
  • I've never lost my wallet because I've developed an OCD-ish need to check it's in my pocket every 20 minutes or so, especially if I'm at gigs or areas I've deemed to be pickpocket friendly in my head. I do have a bad habit of assuming stuff is lost the second I can't find it, which has started to annoy my girlfriend a fair bit in recent years. She stopped helping me look for things I've misplaced in the house a fair while ago as punishment. "Where would I suggest you look?" is all I get these days.
  • Hmm... What did I come in here for again?
  • The wife and I went on holiday to Maldives this time last year, took lots of nice pics with our compact camera. It was in our bedroom, we knew exactly where it was, but it seems to have disappeared. Turned the room upside down and inside out, even recently during my clearout session, but it is nowhere to be found. We suspect it fell off the shelf, maybe Zainab found it and chucked it in the bin, even though she doesn't normally do that. Had nice pics on it. :(

    Recently, I was washing an old halfpenny from 1950 that I had found in the garden as a kid and kept under the bed in a "kids old toys and stuff" box. Tried the soaking in Coke trick to clean it. Left it on the windowsill in kitchen, now gone. It's almost worthless, maybe get £4 for it, and no one in the house has taken it. Maybe it fell off somewhere somehow and no one saw it before someone somehow chucked it in the bin?

    Strangeness. Fuck the coin, but what I wouldn't do to have those Maldives pics back!:(
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  • I lose things I haven't used for a while. The aforementioned, i'll just put this here in this sensible place for when I need it in 6 months. 
    But I never lose my everyday stuff like wallet, keys, Oyster card etc...
    I come home, go to the bedroom, all the above go on the table by the side of the bed and done. 
    I used to live with a guy when I was a student that constantly lost his keys and wallet in the house, and I mean every day. It was so frustrating, you'd be going out together and about to leave and it's 'wait I can't find my keys.' Then there was 10 mins of hunting for them and they where never in a logical place, they were always under a pillow or in a chocolate box or something equally bizarre. That drove me mad.
     
    Oh, oh and then he would find his wallet and open it and the cash card was missing! Why the eff would you take your cash card out of your wallet, at home (the days before Internet shopping), and not instantly put it back in your wallet after you had finished using it.
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    You should try appealing to the house pixies, apparently, if something goes mysteriously missing. Some people swear by it.
  • I've tried talking out loud to imaginary beings that are in my house and playing tricks on me. My wife thought I was going crazy.
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  • I regularly lose my shit.
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