Cricket Thread - Crickets (Tests, ODI, T20)
  • Vela wrote:
    4 Days to go! Clarke in form. Bird in form. Bye England. Bye!

    Clarkes been in form for about a year. Unfortunately you need two batsmen in!

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    Vela wrote:
    4 Days to go! Clarke in form. Bird in form. Bye England. Bye!

    Clarkes been in form for about a year. Unfortunately you need two batsmen in!

    Yeah. Our batsmen are second only to Gotham's.
  • Ah, shame about Richie.

    Really the Ashes should be like the FA Cup & Wimbledon - one of those sporting events that's always available on terrestrial TV.
  • ...so as to more sucessfully annoy those who dislike cricket.
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    I fully approve of Sky buying up all the rights to all sport ever, stops it getting in the way of things I want to watch.
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    Besides, as it is on Sky you get to watch it in the pub and watch all the bar staff weep if Australia loses.
  • Vela wrote:
    4 Days to go! Clarke in form. Bird in form. Bye England. Bye!
    Clarkes been in form for about a year. Unfortunately you need two batsmen in!

    Peter Siddle!
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  • LarryDavid wrote:
    ...so as to more sucessfully annoy those who dislike cricket.
    Yossarian wrote:
    I fully approve of Sky buying up all the rights to all sport ever, stops it getting in the way of things I want to watch.

    what precisely was there to watch on channel 4 between 11 and 7pm on a weekday.

    As much as I dislike sky I think their money has saved the county game a bit.
  • 13 hours to go. Australia is doomed :(
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  • Morning everyone, morning all.

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    The talking finally stops and at last we get some action. Some lovely tedious, drawn out, slow moving, test cricket action.
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    Morning Larry, morning all, sorry I'm late.

    It's customary to listen to some 12th Man at this stage in proceedings.  We have no chance.
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  • Never underestimate the England team's ability to pull a collapse or two out of the bag. Cookie has shown a bit of vulnerability recently and root is untested as an opener. Anything could happen. On the other hand Australia are spearheaded by....um. That guy.
  • That guy from Pakistan. Aussie's hand a debut to spinner Agar. We're still ahead 3-1 on the 'stolen from another country' stakes but they're looking to even it up.

    Crafty.

    EDIT: Is he from Pakistan or Sri Lanka? No idea, never heard of him.
    EDIT EDIT: Sri Lanka
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    Hopefully our attack doesn't turn to jelly.
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  • So the Aussies to bowl first - let's hope that the symbolically important first ball of the Ashes is smashed away for 4. 

    Reality. Cook plumb. A Summer of woe.
  • The Aussie bowling attack looks better than the batting, bowling first with a bit of swing they could do some damage.

    Leslie Garrett caterwauling the anthems now.
  • Would it be wrong to crack open a beer?
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    Would it be wrong to crack open a beer?

    Depends. If you're in England, and it's English Beer - then yes. If you're in Australia with an Australian beer, there's never a wrong time.

    Glad we actually have it live on free to air in Australia via Gem. Wasn't expecting that to be honest.

    First two overs seem just to be a bit of nervous prodding from the bowlers. Shame Bird isn't in this 11 for Australia, but nice to see Smith get another go. I hope to see him and Hughes do well.
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  • Warner's volunteered to grow the official tour moustache I noticed. It's in it's infancy at the moment, look out for it's changing fortunes over the course of the series.

    Highlight of the drinks break.
  • Needs to be of the Merv Hughes variety before it gains legitimacy as a moustache in its' own right.
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    Vela wrote:
    TheDJR wrote:
    Would it be wrong to crack open a beer?
    Depends. If you're in England, and it's English Beer - then yes. If you're in Australia with an Australian beer, there's never a wrong time. Glad we actually have it live on free to air in Australia via Gem. Wasn't expecting that to be honest. First two overs seem just to be a bit of nervous prodding from the bowlers. Shame Bird isn't in this 11 for Australia, but nice to see Smith get another go. I hope to see him and Hughes do well.
    Beauty, I did not know that.  Flicking between Ashes and the EJ Whitten game.  I might have to have a port.
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    Jesus fuck, Damian Monkhorst appears to have eaten about 6 teammates.
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    Jesus fuck, Damian Monkhorst appears to have eaten about 6 teammates.

    How? He lost all his teeth in the 90s.

    I've got a Hellyer Road whiskey from the old state tucked away somewhere. If I'm going to feign distinguished taste this series I might have to test it out.
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    Lance Whitnall has been in the best paddock.  Liberatore is a tiny, tiny man.

    Port is go.
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  • You must be watching a different feed to the one I am.
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    Channel 9 showing Channel 7 showing how to do amusing football commentary.  Is the cricket on yet? ... Pick it up Pattinson.
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    Vela wrote:
    You must be watching a different feed to the one I am.
    I am caught between feeds.  Brereton's hair is immaculate.
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    Unimpressed with the opening from the bowing attack, though admittedly I've not seen much yet.  Call me when there's a wicket...
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  • Oh the Whitten game. Silly me.
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