The Premiership Guess Thread of Psychic Experimentation - The Bear and Badger

[Deleted User]

acemuzzy wrote:

She uses a random number generator. Very different.

She was stock score first season, random gen second, syllable count for Euros.

Wonder what this season will be...

Cos

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-3
Burnley v Swansea 2-2
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 1-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

Diluted Dante

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

Moot_Geeza

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-2
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 0-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 1-0
Man City v Sunderland 1-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 0-1

LarryDavid

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-3
Southampton v Watford 3-1
Man City v Sunderland 4-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

[Deleted User]

krs wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-0
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 2-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 2-0
Southampton v Watford 1-2
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-3

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-1

krs

Childintime wrote:

acemuzzy wrote:

She uses a random number generator. Very different.

She was stock score first season, random gen second, syllable count for Euros. Wonder what this season will be...

I'm going to do no-gold Spelunky runs for each match and the level in which I die will be the result, although I'll subtract one from each number to allow for nil scores, so the first mines level = 0-0, and so on. Collecting any money counts as a death.

I shall also take note of how I died in each game and if the corresponding team loses their match in same way (if they fall on a pit of spikes, for example, or get stung by giant scorpions), I shall award myself a bonus point.

TheDJR

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-3
Burnley v Swansea 2-0
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-3
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

TheDJR

This is the year that I finally strike my nemesis down.

Skerret

krs wrote:

Childintime wrote:

acemuzzy wrote:

She uses a random number generator. Very different.

She was stock score first season, random gen second, syllable count for Euros. Wonder what this season will be...

I'm going to do no-gold Spelunky runs for each match and the level in which I die will be the result, although I'll subtract one from each number to allow for nil scores, so the first mines level = 0-0, and so on. Collecting any money counts as a death.

I shall also take note of how I died in each game and if the corresponding team loses their match in same way (if they fall on a pit of spikes, for example, or get stung by giant scorpions), I shall award myself a bonus point.

This is how Bet365 do it.

krs

On second thoughts, it's going to favour the away teams a little too much. I'll think of something else.

krs

One point for each time the letter k, r, or s occurs in a team name.

Edit: nah, too many draws.

acemuzzy

Spurs are gonna disappoint

acemuzzy

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-3

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

krs

acemuzzy wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-3

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

Childintime wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-3
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-2
Southampton v Watford 3-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-3

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

cockbeard wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-0
Burnley v Swansea 2-0
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-0
Southampton v Watford 1-1
Man City v Sunderland 6-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 2-0
Arsenal v Liverpool 3-4

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

Cosby wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-3
Burnley v Swansea 2-2
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 1-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

The Daddy wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-1
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 2-1
Southampton v Watford 1-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

Diluted Dante wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

Escape wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Everton v Tottenham 0-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-1

Gamermike wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-1

GooberTheHat wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-3
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-3
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 3-0

hylian_elf wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-2
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-1
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

LarryDavid wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-3
Southampton v Watford 3-1
Man City v Sunderland 4-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

legaldinho wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-0
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 2-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 2-0
Southampton v Watford 1-2
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-3

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-1

mistercrayon wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-1
Everton v Tottenham 0-0
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

Moot_Geeza wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-2
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 0-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 1-0
Man City v Sunderland 1-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 0-1

Olimite wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-1
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 1-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

RamSteelwood wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 2-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-0
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 0-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 0-0

regmcfly wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-1
Burnley v Swansea 0-0
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-0
Southampton v Watford 1-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-3
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

Skade wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 2-1
Everton v Tottenham 0-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 4-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-3
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 3-1

Stopharage wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-3
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 2-1
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-0

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-0

TheDJR wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-3
Burnley v Swansea 2-0
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-3
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-2

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

Unlikely wrote:

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-1
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-1
Southampton v Watford 1-1
Man City v Sunderland 1-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-1

Escape

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Everton v Tottenham 0-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-1
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 2-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-1

hylian_elf

Oops. Almost forgot.

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-2
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-1
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

[Deleted User]

krs wrote:

One point for each time the letter k, r, or s occurs in a team name.

Edit: nah, too many draws.

Why not draw a random selection of 2 or 3 letters from the alphabet for each match and give a goal for each occurrence?

Escape

Because it wouldn't be a random selection. Arse Ham Utd.

Stopharage

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 1-3
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 2-1
Everton v Tottenham 2-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-1

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 2-0

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 1-0

acemuzzy

I love this part of the season, where I'm joint top

Moot_Geeza

Historically, I perform exceptionally well in week one.

mistercrayon

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-2
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-1
Everton v Tottenham 0-0
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-1
Southampton v Watford 2-0
Man City v Sunderland 3-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 0-1
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

cockbeard

Hull v Leicester 0-0
Burnley v Swansea 2-0
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-0
Everton v Tottenham 1-2
Middlesbrough v Stoke 0-0
Southampton v Watford 1-1
Man City v Sunderland 6-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 2-0
Arsenal v Liverpool 3-4

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-0

cockbeard

Childintime wrote:

acemuzzy wrote:

She uses a random number generator. Very different.

She was stock score first season, random gen second, syllable count for Euros.

Wonder what this season will be...

Syllables please, we'll score 5 every weekend,

acemuzzy

Number of words in the team's name?

cockbeard

What like how many anagrams can you get out of it

Olimite

SAT 13 AUG
Hull v Leicester 0-1
Burnley v Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace v West Brom 0-1
Everton v Tottenham 1-1
Middlesbrough v Stoke 1-0
Southampton v Watford 2-1
Man City v Sunderland 1-0

SUN 14 AUG
Bournemouth v Man Utd 1-2
Arsenal v Liverpool 1-1

MON 15 AUG
Chelsea v West Ham 2-1

acemuzzy

I already hate this thread

Diluted Dante

I can still get 4 results.

Maybe.

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