bad_hair_day wrote:’The one where The Black Didlo Gets fucked in the ass twice’ Like the sea, this game can be a cruel mistress. Twin kick in the baws delivered to us last night. First off, Cosby, Yoss and I spent over an hour sailing from forts to outposts gathering supplies when were skanked by a sloop flying a friendly flag. The ensuing panic, profanity and rage as our ship sunk means I’ll not easily party with unfamiliar seamen anytime soon. The second nutcracker was thinking we had defeated all the undead ships. With no ammo or planks left, two more galleons surfaced cannons blazing. Have some water ya bastards. Coupled with a murderous Meg, events committed us to another watery grave with the final ignominy of cursed dancing whilst drowning. But blow me down, it’s still fun even when it hurts.
All the worse because the Brig sinks twice as fast as the galleon.g.man wrote:Those cursed cannonballs are the fucking worst. Every battle for me has ended with my ship sinking while I'm stuck fucking dancing.
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