No, I have access to porn.

The only one I’ve tried was DoA4 on the 360. I liked it though. Felt like a properly next-gen fighter at the time. Did not like the massive difficulty spike when you came up against the end of game boss though.

I wanted to play the first one on Saturn, as it was supposedly legit in a more VF than Tekken way, but it was Jpn only so I missed out. I owned the second on Dreamcast, which looked superb and played quite well, got my money's worth in multiplayer, but other than 15 minutes of wtf on the Oldbox volleyball game that's the sum total of my DOA experience.

Every now and again the latest edition turns up on a console that doesn’t have any better fighters yet. Like DoA4 did. So I’m glad the series is still going.

Dead or Alive: Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them?

The Daddy wrote:

Dead or Alive: Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them?

Oh God yes.

I do like me some jiggling boobs to be fair.

I don't remember any of the outfits in DoA being as bad as the ones Laura is almost wearing in SFV.

I've only played DoA3 but I don't remember any of them offending my core values.

Is there an Angry Joe review yet?

I dunno if it’s really any worse than paying eighty quid for the Moran edition of FH4.

That video is despressing. Mainly because there must be a sustainable number of people paying for this shite which means that will be the model for future games as more kids become used to it. Shit like this should be regulated. It’s exploitation of the worst kind.

Serious question: Are modern fightmans generally bad for this paid DLC stuff? I can imagine a world where extra characters cost money instead of being unlocked as you play through the single player mode.

poprock wrote:

Serious question: Are modern fightmans generally bad for this paid DLC stuff? I can imagine a world where extra characters cost money instead of being unlocked as you play through the single player mode.

Typically what happens these days is the core roster drops with your 20-30 characters and then other characters are released that you usually have to pay for. Smash Ultimate and Tekken Tag 2 would be recent exceptions to this.

It's kind of shitty I guess, because previously these characters would have been in the game and you unlock them as you play. So on the one hand, it's a fuckery. On the other hand, I have no idea what a dev team for a fighting game looks like these days in terms of size compared to other titles and really only a fraction of the initial player base at launch ever sticks around long enough to see the DLC release anyway as most people play a bit, go online, get fucked up because the big series have now been around for 20 years and the online ocean is full of sharks (or they just can't block low and get blown up by people doing Law's sweep into backflip) and then leave the game never to return because for them, the learning process is not fun. That's not a dig, that's just how it is, you aren't going to play fightmen long term realistically if you aren't the sort of player who can find enough value in the journey to make it worth their while.

Gotcha, we are friends again x

Ironically enough, there were some good games in DOAX.