1- What console am I thinking of?
The one in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.

2- this game released in 1999 and it wasn’t a football game. Name it.
Hunter: The Reckoning

3- what did I have for breakfast? Wrong answers only please.
Breakfast.

4- can you hear what I hear?
A song, a song high above the trees, with a voice as big as the sea.

5- complete the title...”MARIO and sonic at the __________?”
End of a very long day.

6- Which badger brought a ferret to a stock?
Bodger.

7- In Dark Souls the player is tasked with ringing two bells of awakening near the start of the game. Most players go for the bell of awakening located on top of the Undead Parish first after defeating the Bell Gargoyles as it’s the traditional route. Now if most players take this bell first and successfully defeat the Gargoyles what is the name of my first pet?
Gary Goyles.

8- true or false. The newsreader Jon Snow has a pet chinchilla named Sprinkles.
You can’t handle the truth.

9- this is question 9.
What is the question after 8 and before 10?

10- WHY DOES IT RAIN IN MY HEART??
Original sin.

11- The PS3 is the worst of the playstations. Discuss.
It would make the worst discus because it is the fattest. In order of making the best discus it goes 4, 2, 1, 3. In other news, I need to buy new PlayStations.

12- in essay form can you tell me why we voted in The Tories yet again?
No. I can’t pad out what I have to say into a full essay.

13- Does this smell funny to you?


14- which Film series had its first entry in cinemas on the year of my birth and the sequel the yea of my wife’s birth?
Commando, and it’s spiritual successor, Driving Miss Daisy. (I know the real answer, I’m not a complete biff.)

15 - In one of his movies Jackie Chan asked the question “Who Am I?” Who is he NOT?
Chaka Khan.

Once again answers via PM please.
Suck it.