Re the cats and pills thing.
Both of our cats needed many pills over the years.
We got the technique locked down man.

Grab the cat and place it withs its bum facing you on a bed, floor, couch whatever.
Place you thighs either side of it so it cant squirm away.
Press your fingers in both sides of its jaw where the top and bottom jaws meet and force its mouth open. 
Then quickly throw the tablet as deep into the mouth/throat as you can.

You can also get a pill popper for a couple of quid from the vet, its basically a plastic syringe style affair with little soft jaws at the end that you place the pill into then press the plunger and it fires the pill into the mouth.
Keeps your fingers away from those needle sharp teeth.

If you have a particularly scratchy cat then some people wrap them in towels to stop them clawing you to ribbons.

Cats claws, they can split atoms.

True that. They fire cats at nearly the speed of light into that tube in CERN. 

See all those lines?


Scratch marks.

One of my cats is a little bit mental and likes to suckle at my armpit in the morning while scratching the fuck out of my chest.

"I hate you"

Cracking pic Mod!

+1

g.man

Here is a pic of my cat Jones, he is an awesome dude. 

He is doing his impression of the Firefox logo. He will be pleased by your comments when I tell him when I get home though.

The gf's dog must have eaten several thousand chickens during its lifetime.

Feeding a pet shitloads of meat just to have the selfish pleasure of having a pet seems to go against any moral argument that vegetarians could make imo. Free-range or no.

But vegetarians do have pets though don't they? I know at least 6 that own cats/dogs. Mental.

You are viewing vegetarianism as a black and white concept, which it isn't. It varies massively from meat, fish, dairy, pets etc. 

The reasoning also varies massively, there are cruelty reasons, environmental or other reasons for example my own Mother who became vegetarian because when I was young there wasn't enough money to buy meat for myself, my brother and my Father.
With me and my brother growing and my Dad working 40 hours a week she made a comprimise. 
At the time we had a cat who ate canned food, the cat was around before myself or my older brother were born, so the options were give away the cat or my Mum gave up meat, she made a decision for the family.

I'm sure that doesn't cover all vegies with pets but it is a situational example.

Bringing this thread back to pets not bullshit.

One of my cats is going fucking mental because it is raining and it's loud on the conservatory roof.
The other cat, her sister, couldn't give a shit.

Lol fair point facewon. Ok, they have evolved to eat meat, we cant change their evolution any more than we can put them back in the wild.

The cats were on some biscuit thing for a while, but then it started giving them digestive woes. Now they get fresh chicken and fish and are rather happier.