Cricket Thread - Crickets (Tests, ODI, T20)
  • Hahaha. England in big trouble now Siddle is at the crease.
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  • Balls.
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  • Hahaha first hour was important
    Can-of-sprite
  • I'm not sure now if this is halarious or ridiculous?

    This type of batting collapse is what i expect to see from our boys.
    Can-of-sprite
  • You can not have seen much of recent Australian batting skills™ in the past few years. Collapses of under 150 occur in roughly 50% of all innings. Collapses of under 100 runs are about a 1 in 5 event now.

    I cannot remember the last time an Australian batsman got a century after Clarke's last double ton. I can't remember the last time the top 4 batsmen collectively reached 100.
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    A poor show at best.
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  • Will this be the the most hilarious Ashes series ever?

    Do the Aussies have a team of Englishmen or something?
  • Batsmen Agar has outscored:

    Watson
    Rogers
    Cowan
    Clarke

    Hughes
    Smith
    Haddin
    Siddle
    Starc
    Pattinson
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    Whew.
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  • Vela wrote:
    Batsmen Agar has outscored: Watson Rogers Cowan Clarke Hughes Smith Haddin Siddle Starc Pattinson
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    Striking the ball beautifully.
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  • Lad can bat.
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  • Vela wrote:
    Batsmen Agar has outscored: Watson Rogers Cowan Clarke Hughes Smith Haddin Siddle Starc Pattinson
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  • Holy fuck.

    He just outscored Clarke, Cowan, Siddle, Starc, Pattinson, Haddin COMBINED in one single shot.
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  • I'm a curse, got up at noon and missed all the wickets from this morning, now this.
  • Agar will catch Hughes at this rate.
    Can-of-sprite
  • Piss off back to bed! I'll text when it's all over.
  • Only Bairstow, Trott, Hughes and Smith have outscored Agar this match.
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  • Finn is a fucking liability here, get him off.
  • Vela wrote:
    Batsmen Agar has outscored: Watson Rogers Cowan Clarke Hughes Smith Haddin Siddle Starc Pattinson
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    No number 11 has ever cracked 50 on debut.  We'll see about that.
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    Fucking hell!
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  • Now he has surely been jinxed.
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  • Finn is always a liability, he's a very expensive bowler - who can suddenly pull something out of nothing and bowl the best out.

    But this is getting ridiculous. PITCH IT THE FUCK UP you stubborn lanky wanker
  • Lead all but gone, jesus Finn
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    Finn aside, Agar can fucking BAT
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  • Do think it's being a bit over-hyped though. Remember that we all thought Stuart Broad could bat, once.

    This is a once-off flash in the pan - next innings he'll be lucky not to be out for a duck.
  • Hype or no, between him and Finn, England have all but lost any advantage.
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    Highest score by an 11 on debut.  I'm more worried about Hughes going out before his 50 tbh.  Here we go, cream it.
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    Funkstain wrote:
    Do think it's being a bit over-hyped though. Remember that we all thought Stuart Broad could bat, once. This is a once-off flash in the pan - next innings he'll be lucky not to be out for a duck.
    To be fair, we'll take what we can get right now.  He's got a good range of shots and doesn't over extend himself.
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