Yossarian wrote:Tugendhat’s the stalking horse. He’s not expecting to win.
You got a pretty fucking horsey face, and a bit of a horsey wife... are you a fucking horse? Are you?
You're not a fucking horse. You're no horse, and you're not a stalking horse. You are the real thing. We will ram you up Boris's arse so hard that he will have to shit out of his lying mouth.
Yossarian wrote:Polling suggests Labour is well ahead in the red wall at the moment, so I’m not so sure about that.
regmcfly wrote:There's a Venn , sure.
Unlikely wrote:Someone posted a copy of the Telegraph through our letterbox this morning. Not sure who we've offended but I'd have preferred the flaming bag of shit on the doorstep.
tin_robot wrote:Unlikely wrote:Someone posted a copy of the Telegraph through our letterbox this morning. Not sure who we've offended but I'd have preferred the flaming bag of shit on the doorstep.
I used to do that sort of thing all the time by accident when I was a paper boy. I was possibly the shittest paperboy in history - in that I would frequently put the wrong paper through someone's letter box - however I would then realise and be mortified, so would then ride my bike to the rival paper shop and buy the correct newspaper to put through the letterbox of whoever would have missed out.
It's a miracle I made any money at all doing that job as I spent most of it covering up my mistakes.
Sue Gray has handed Boris Johnson an *update* on her report - it's over-arching findings, not the full thing as per request of Met Police
The term update implies that she clearly wants to come back and give the PM her full report - and have it published - later
Will PM agree?
If - as it appears - Sue Gray wants to publish full report after police investigation, it would be extraordinary if Boris Johnson was to refuse
Given her update will condemn culture of No 10 & speak generally about rule breaches it leaves PM with little option but to accede
3:30 Johnson gives a statement to the Commons then the report goes up on the gov website.LivDiv wrote:No.10 has theSue Grey Reportstack of printouts with blacklines through them.
LivDiv wrote:Oh and Ukraine which I can't see the public really giving a shit about.
monkey wrote:Seen this video doing the rounds today. https://twitter.com/roar1968/status/1487473776161873926?s=21 Gordon Brown must resign for Budget happening in same week as Cheltenham.
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