lol

Skerret said:

I read that article.  Lots of pedos in that one.  Also, cum box.  And the accidental murders, crikeh.

According to some insightful people the Cum Box thing is an old 4Chan joke.

I'm just wondering maria, are you acting like a teething infant in an attempt to become the first person to be disciplined (in whatever form that might take) on this new forum?  I can't figure it out. 

I'm just wondering unlikely, are you acting like a cunt because you are one?

Stop trolling me on every forum.. just dont post in relation to me. Leave me alone you fucking weirdo.

liveinadive, they hurt my feet.. maybe I have soft feet.. :)

no connection, just thought i'd mention it here as it is probably a weird thing to complain about.

mk64 said:

I'm just wondering unlikely, are you acting like a cunt because you are one?

Stop trolling me on every forum.. just dont post in relation to me. Leave me alone you fucking weirdo.

RARGH INTERNETS

That's the spirit.

this thred delivers

No, that goes in the stupid shit thread.

wut

The box/4chan connection makes sense, there's numerous stories involving semen over there. There's the guy who supposedly bottled his and had 3 or 4 large full bottles after a while (there were photos). Then there's the one who'd refrigerate it and make a sort of sproghurt out of it which he claimed gave him a heightened sex drive once consumed. Yeah, 4chan.

Pay an evil clown to stalk your kids.

Its whatever you want it to be, g.

Apparently that's a film. By GGG films nonetheless. Hmm.

Labour politician surprises local council by claiming his mother is an alien.

[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]A LABOUR politician has stunned his town council colleagues by claiming his “real mother” is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Councillor Simon Parkes, who was elected to represent Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council last month, said although he has had hundreds of close encounters with extra-terrestrials, it will not interfere with his mission to help residents at the seaside resort.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Speaking on YouTube, Coun Parkes said he first saw an alien at the age of eight months, when “a traditional kite-shaped face”, with huge eyes, tiny nostrils and a thin mouth appeared over his cot.[/font]


[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]He said: “Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’.”[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]He added: “I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]“It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]He said after contracting chicken pox at the age of three, his mother went to work and left him at home to fend for himself when an 8ft “doctor” dressed as a waiter appeared to offer help.[/font]


[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]As an 11-year-old, he claims he was taken on a craft by his alien “mother”, and made a deal with the beings on board.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]He said: “The reason extraterrestrials are interested in me is not because of my physical body, but because of what is inside me. My soul.”[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Coun Parkes said his extraterrestrial beliefs “did not come up on the doorstep” while he was campaigning recently.[/font]

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