g.man wrote:Not really current, but some of you will no doubt enjoy a scroll through the memoirs of a tabloid photographer.
This being a warts and all account of how the tabloids he worked for faked a metric fucktonne of stories back in the day.
And...The incident which initiated the prison sentence resembled a Laurel and Hardy movie. A waiter in one of London's many Chinese restaurants spilled a plate of soup on my lap, ruining my suit. I got up to walk out and the Chinese owner stopped me, insisting that I pay for the soup I never ate. I said I would pay for the soup as long as the owner paid for my ruined suit. I was then karate chopped to the ground for my trouble, I again attempted to leave but was kung fu'd to the floor on a number of occasions. When I eventually managed to get out I vowed that the restaurant would have to go.
In his autobiography, Plummer said that Chapman was to have been a technical adviser on the film but the French authorities would not allow him in the country because he was still wanted over an alleged plot to kidnap the Sultan of Morocco.
I_R wrote:The anger at Ennis seems a bit bizarre, not wanting your name connected with a convicted rapist seems fairly normal.
Gremill wrote:Is any of that genuine, or is it an incredibly well realised satire? The first few pages contain more Wtf sentences than almost anything I've read ever!g.man wrote:Not really current, but some of you will no doubt enjoy a scroll through the memoirs of a tabloid photographer. This being a warts and all account of how the tabloids he worked for faked a metric fucktonne of stories back in the day.And...The incident which initiated the prison sentence resembled a Laurel and Hardy movie. A waiter in one of London's many Chinese restaurants spilled a plate of soup on my lap, ruining my suit. I got up to walk out and the Chinese owner stopped me, insisting that I pay for the soup I never ate. I said I would pay for the soup as long as the owner paid for my ruined suit. I was then karate chopped to the ground for my trouble, I again attempted to leave but was kung fu'd to the floor on a number of occasions. When I eventually managed to get out I vowed that the restaurant would have to go.In his autobiography, Plummer said that Chapman was to have been a technical adviser on the film but the French authorities would not allow him in the country because he was still wanted over an alleged plot to kidnap the Sultan of Morocco.
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