The increased solemnity of the later, slowed-down versions lost the immediacy of the original. It became a contemplation rather than a call to medical arms.
Course, we could always do any old music from vintage TV progs.
Until a couple of years ago I'm pretty sure I could remember all the words to a BBC Christmas advert that contained the likes of Sharon & Tracey singing about the upcoming schedule, but at the present moment I've forgotten all the words and the tune. Would've been 1987-ish.