bad_hair_day wrote:Splinters.
superflyninja wrote:I use Last pass and find it rather wonderful.
The Daddy wrote:That’s not a splinter, it's his bell end.
ThanksKow wrote:YOU CUNT.
My mother has forgotten three out of my last five birthdays.Hodge360 wrote:Half five in the evening and my mother still hasn't text me "Happy Birthday". Only posting this here to avoid the wife's rant so don't bother with the " Happy Birthday"s!!
That explains everything!Yossarian wrote:It’s my mum’s birthday today. Hodge, are you my mum? If so, then you haven’t received a text as Nan died in 2003.
I suspect this is less forgotten and more "oh,well I haven't heard from him since..."pantyfire wrote:My mother has forgotten three out of my last five birthdays.Hodge360 wrote:Half five in the evening and my mother still hasn't text me "Happy Birthday". Only posting this here to avoid the wife's rant so don't bother with the " Happy Birthday"s!!
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