The Premiership Guess Thread of Psychic Experimentation - The Bear and Badger

Escape

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 0-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

Skade

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-1
Leicester v Hull 2-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 2-1
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 0-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 3-2
Sunderland v Man City 1-0

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

TheDJR

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 2-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 2-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-2
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

RamSteelwood

hylian_elf wrote:

krs wrote:

Pig Farmer
hylian_elf

Hmmmm

Nowt wrong there. The finest badgers are pig farmers...

Escape

Since I've curbed my enthusiasm with low scores this week, you know what'll happen...

regmcfly

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 1-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-1
Swansea v Burnley 2-0
Watford v Southampton 0-0
West Brom v Crystal Palace 0-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-2
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-3

RamSteelwood

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 1-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 1-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

krs

RamSteelwood wrote:

hylian_elf wrote:

krs wrote:

Pig Farmer
hylian_elf

Hmmmm

Nowt wrong there. The finest badgers are pig farmers...

Whilst searching for lists of unpleasant jobs for this theme, 'animal masturbator' kept cropping up, but I thought that sounded more like an insult than a job title. And 'animal semen collector' suggested somebody who collected it as a hobby, the way one might collect stamps, rather than a profession, so I went with the more general 'pig farmer' which I presume involves obtaining pig semen for artificial insemination at some point.

krs

And that's how much I thought about animal spunk this week.

[Deleted User]

krs wrote:

And that's how much I thought about animal spunk this week.

FTFY.

[Deleted User]

Extra kudos for choosing the pig

mistercrayon

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 2-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-0
Watford v Southampton 1-0
West Brom v Crystal Palace 2-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 4-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 0-0
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-1

krs

acemuzzy wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 4-1
Leicester v Hull 2-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 3-3

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-2

Childintime wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 1-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 0-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 3-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

Cosby wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 2-2
Stoke v Middlesbrough 2-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 0-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

The Daddy wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 1-0
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-2

Diluted Dante wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 2-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 2-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-3

Escape wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 0-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

Gamermike wrote:

5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 3-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

GooberTheHat wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 1-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 0-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-3

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 3-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-4

hylian_elf wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 2-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-0
Sunderland v Man City 1-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

krs wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 6-0
Leicester v Hull 1-2
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-2
Swansea v Burnley 1-1
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 3-2
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-0

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 3-0
Sunderland v Man City 3-1

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 2-0

LarryDavid wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 1-2
Stoke v Boro 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 1-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-0
Sunderland v Man City 2-1

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

mistercrayon wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 2-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-0
Watford v Southampton 1-0
West Brom v Crystal Palace 2-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 4-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 0-0
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-1

Moot_Geeza wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 1-2
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-0
Watford v Southampton 1-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-3
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-0

RamSteelwood wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 1-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 1-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

regmcfly wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 1-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-1
Swansea v Burnley 2-0
Watford v Southampton 0-0
West Brom v Crystal Palace 0-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-2
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-3

Skade wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-1
Leicester v Hull 2-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 2-1
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 0-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 3-2
Sunderland v Man City 1-0

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

TheDJR wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 2-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 2-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-2
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

Unlikely wrote:

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 1-1
Leicester v Hull 1-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-1
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 1-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-1

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-1

acemuzzy

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 4-1
Leicester v Hull 2-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 3-3

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-2

acemuzzy

Well that's small

hylian_elf

acemuzzy wrote:

Well that's small

We all already knew that.

hylian_elf

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 2-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 1-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-0
Sunderland v Man City 1-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

LarryDavid

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 1-2
Stoke v Boro 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 1-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 2-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-0
Sunderland v Man City 2-1

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

[Deleted User]

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 1-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-0
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 0-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 3-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

Diluted Dante

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 2-1
Stoke v Middlesbrough 0-0
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 2-1
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-3

Cos

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 2-0
Leicester v Hull 2-2
Stoke v Middlesbrough 2-1
Swansea v Burnley 1-0
Watford v Southampton 0-2
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-0
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-1

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 1-3

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 0-2

The Daddy

SAT 4 MAR
Man Utd v Bournemouth 3-0
Leicester v Hull 1-0
Stoke v Middlesbrough 1-1
Swansea v Burnley 0-1
Watford v Southampton 1-0
West Brom v Crystal Palace 1-1
Liverpool v Arsenal 1-2

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-2

Gamermike

Nooooo I forgot.

SUN 5 MAR
Tottenham v Everton 3-1
Sunderland v Man City 0-2

MON 6 MAR
West Ham v Chelsea 1-3

krs

Results for 4th-6th March

Astounding
Childintime - Nine out of ten
GooberTheHat - Nine out of ten
RamSteelwood - Nine out of ten

Excellent
The Daddy - Eight out of ten
Escape - Eight out of ten

Distinguished
mistercrayon - Seven out of ten
regmcfly - Seven out of ten
Skade - Seven out of ten

Competent
acemuzzy - Six out of ten
Cosby - Six out of ten
Moot_Geeza - Six out of ten

Average
Gamermike - Five out of ten
hylian_elf - Five out of ten
TheDJR - Five out of ten

Disappointing
Diluted Dante - Four out of ten
LarryDavid - Four out of ten

Severely Flawed
Unlikely - Three out of ten

Appalling
krs - Two out of ten

Overall Standings

1 ► The Daddy - 207

2 ▲ Escape - 194
   ► TheDJR - 194

4 ► GooberTheHat - 193

5 ▲ Childintime - 189
   ▼ hylian_elf - 189

7 ► Cosby - 186

8 ▼ Diluted Dante - 185

9 ► regmcfly - 184

10 ▲ Gamermike - 180
     ► LarryDavid - 180

12 ► acemuzzy - 169

13 ▲ RamSteelwood - 165

14 ▲ Skade - 160

15 ▼ cockbeard - 159

16 ► mistercrayon - 146

17 ► Moot_Geeza - 140

18 ► Unlikely - 129

19 ► legaldinho - 101

20 ► krs - 64

Diluted Dante

Well shit.

Unlikely

Can't argue with that.

The Daddy

@krs there's a prem match tomorrow night.

krs

So there is. Thanks.

Bloody FA Cup.

krs

WED 8 MAR
Man City v Stoke

Moot_Geeza

WED 8 MAR
Man City v Stoke 2-1

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