The Premiership Guess Thread of Psychic Experimentation
  • SAT 15 APR
    Tottenham v Bournemouth 2-0
    Crystal Palace v Leicester 1-1
    Everton v Burnley 2-1
    Stoke v Hull 1-0
    Sunderland v West Ham 0-1
    Watford v Swansea 1-0
    Southampton v Man City 1-2

    SUN 16 APR
    West Brom v Liverpool 1-2
    Man Utd v Chelsea 0-2

    MON 17 APR
    Middlesbrough v Arsenal 1-1
  • Results for 15th-17th April

    Benedict
    The Daddy - 9
    Diluted Dante - 9
    Gamermike - 9

    Neptune
    acemuzzy - 8
    Skade - 8

    Royale
    cockbeard - 7
    Escape - 7
    GooberTheHat - 7
    hylian_elf - 7
    Moot_Geeza - 7
    RamSteelwood - 7
    regmcfly - 7

    Florentine
    Childintime - 6
    Cosby - 6
    mistercrayon - 6
    TheDJR - 6

    Foo Yung
    krs - 5

    Creme
    Unlikely - 2


    Overall Standings

    1 The Daddy - 250

    2 GooberTheHat - 229

    3 hylian_elf - 228
       TheDJR - 228

    5 Childintime - 226
       Gamermike - 226

    7 Escape - 225

    8 Cosby - 221

    9 regmcfly - 220

    10 Diluted Dante - 219

    11 acemuzzy - 210

    12 Skade - 192

    13 LarryDavid - 190
         RamSteelwood - 190

    15 cockbeard - 186

    16 mistercrayon - 185

    17 Moot_Geeza - 173

    18 Unlikely - 143

    19 legaldinho - 101

    20 krs - 88
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    Anyone in the top eleven could still nab second. We haven't seen a card for a while, though. Daddy deserves a yellow for timewasting.
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    I think he's studying the bookies' odds and choosing the shortest result each time. I.e. cheating ergo plato disqualified.
  • acemuzzy wrote:
    I think he's studying the bookies' odds and choosing the shortest result each time. I.e. cheating ergo plato disqualified.

    I am gonna choose to believe this is true despite a lack of evidence, so I now think The Daddy is a complete bastard.

    Pretty sure goober, elf and djr are pulling the same trick.
  • :(
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  • yeah, I'm pretty certain that some people may actually be looking at the fixtures, considering the teams that are playing, form, player availability, home or away etc. and then making considered judgement of the likely outcome and predicting scores accordingly.
    Ban the top 11 I say!
    "Like i said, context is missing."
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  • yeah, I'm pretty certain that some people may actually be looking at the fixtures, considering the teams that are playing, form, player availability, home or away etc. and then making considered judgement of the likely outcome and predicting scores accordingly.
    Ban the top 11 I say!

    I feel that would be harsh.

    Perhaps we could give them a penalty point loss for fragrantly trying to hard.

    I suggest they are deducted 60 points each.

    Can-of-sprite
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    acemuzzy wrote:
    I think he's studying the bookies' odds and choosing the shortest result each time. I.e. cheating ergo plato disqualified.

    I am gonna choose to believe this is true despite a lack of evidence, so I now think The Daddy is a complete bastard.

    Pretty sure goober, elf and djr are pulling the same trick.

    Have you seen my predictions?
  • I can genuinely say I put no research into my predictions other than maybe a quick glance at the league table sometimes, though rarely as I'm normally doing them in a rush last thing on Saturday morning in between sorting the boy.

    My basic strategy: decide who I think will win a match and give them more goals than the other team.
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  • That's where I've been going wrong.
  • I think all of positions 1-15 must be cheating so we should ban them.
  • Top at Christmas and now on the same points as elf, I want to die.
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    I think all of positions 1-15 must be cheating so we should ban them.

    Harsh, I've been skipping weeks every now and again to give everryone else a chance
    "I spent years thinking Yorke was legit Downs-ish disabled and could only achieve lucidity through song" - Mr B
  • cockbeard wrote:
    I think all of positions 1-15 must be cheating so we should ban them.
    Harsh, I've been skipping weeks every now and again to give everyone else a chance
    This is how I play too, like a true gentlemen.

    If we we're not going to ban these 'triers' then I think Krs should rejig the league to only count scores from the weeks I submitted a prediction.
    "Like i said, context is missing."
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    1-11? 1-15? You're clearly just trying to avoid the cull. We need to choose a nice round number like the top 10 being dropped.
  • TheDJR wrote:
    Top at Christmas and now on the same points as elf, I want to die.

    You should be docked 60 points for such a comment! And those points should be given to me for that insult.
    I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER.
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    I'd like to be refunded my early-season Leicester points for no longer being a good team without telling me.
  • SAT 22 APR
    Man City v West Brom
    Arsenal v Sunderland
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough
    Hull v Watford
    Swansea v Stoke
    West Ham v Everton

    SUN 23 APR
    Leicester v Tottenham
    Burnley v Man Utd
    Chelsea v Southampton
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace
  • The first time Leicester and Tottenham played each other, the final score was 5-5. Maybe goalkeepers hadn't been invented yet.
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    SAT 22 APR
    Man City v West Brom 2-0
    Arsenal v Sunderland 3-1
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 1-0
    Hull v Watford 0-0
    Swansea v Stoke 1-2
    West Ham v Everton 0-2

    SUN 23 APR
    Leicester v Tottenham 1-3
    Burnley v Man Utd 0-2
    Chelsea v Southampton 2-0
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace 1-2
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    krs wrote:
    The first time Leicester and Tottenham played each other, the final score was 5-5. Maybe goalkeepers hadn't been invented yet.

    Goalkeepers had been invented, but not nets, so they became very tired and less effective after fetching the ball so many times. They were further impeded by Billy's pie wagon selling pies throughout the match; the players' spare change in their breeches, of course.

    SAT 22 APR
    Man City v West Brom 2-0
    Arsenal v Sunderland 2-0
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 1-0
    Hull v Watford 0-1
    Swansea v Stoke 0-1
    West Ham v Everton 1-2

    SUN 23 APR
    Leicester v Tottenham 0-2
    Burnley v Man Utd 0-2
    Chelsea v Southampton 2-0
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace 2-0
  • SAT 22 APR
    Man City v West Brom 3-0
    Arsenal v Sunderland 4-0
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 2-0
    Hull v Watford 1-0
    Swansea v Stoke 1-1
    West Ham v Everton 1-1

    SUN 23 APR
    Leicester v Tottenham 2-1
    Burnley v Man Utd 0-0
    Chelsea v Southampton 4-0
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace 3-3

    Can-of-sprite
  • SAT 22 APR
    Man City v West Brom 3-0
    Arsenal v Sunderland 2-1
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 1-1
    Hull v Watford 1-1
    Swansea v Stoke 0-0
    West Ham v Everton 0-1

    SUN 23 APR
    Leicester v Tottenham 0-3
    Burnley v Man Utd 1-2
    Chelsea v Southampton 3-1
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace 2-1
  • There's something screwy with the fixtures because our (leicesters) next game is v arsenal on Wednesday.

    And arse are in the fa cup.
  • Fixtures above are incorrect. As you say, FA Cup weekend. First 2 matches ain't happening. Neither is Spurs and Chelsea matches. 

    Here are midweek catch-up matches too.
    I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER.
  • FA Cup fucking up my schedule once again.

    Thanks, crayon.

    Everybody do them again, please.
  • SAT 22 APR
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough
    Hull v Watford
    Swansea v Stoke
    West Ham v Everton

    SUN 23 APR
    Burnley v Man Utd
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace

    TUE 25 APR
    Chelsea v Southampton

    WED 26 APR
    Arsenal v Leicester
    Middlesbrough v Sunderland
    Crystal Palace v Tottenham

    THU 27 APR
    Man City v Man Utd

    SAT 29 APR
    Southampton v Hull
    Stoke v West Ham
    Sunderland v Bournemouth
    West Brom v Leicester
    Crystal Palace v Burnley

    SUN 30 APR
    Man Utd v Swansea
    Everton v Chelsea
    Middlesbrough v Man City
    Tottenham v Arsenal

    MON 1 MAY
    Watford v Liverpool
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    SAT 22 APR
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 1-0
    Hull v Watford 1-1
    Swansea v Stoke 1-2
    West Ham v Everton 0-2

    SUN 23 APR
    Burnley v Man Utd 0-2
    Liverpool v Palace 1-2

    TUE 25 APR
    Chelsea v Southampton 2-0

    WED 26 APR
    Arsenal v Leicester 2-1
    Middlesbrough v Sunderland 0-0
    Crystal Palace v Tottenham 1-3

    THU 27 APR
    Man City v Man Utd 2-2

    SAT 29 APR
    Southampton v Hull 1-0
    Stoke v West Ham 0-0
    Sunderland v Bournemouth 0-1
    West Brom v Leicester 1-1
    Crystal Palace v Burnley 2-0

    SUN 30 APR
    Man Utd v Swansea 1-0
    Everton v Chelsea 1-3
    Middlesbrough v Man City 0-2
    Tottenham v Arsenal 3-0

    MON 1 MAY
    Watford v Liverpool 1-1
  • SAT 22 APR
    Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 0-1
    Hull v Watford 0-1
    Swansea v Stoke 1-0
    West Ham v Everton 0-2

    SUN 23 APR
    Burnley v Man Utd 1-1
    Liverpool v Crystal Palace 1-2

    TUE 25 APR
    Chelsea v Southampton 2-1

    WED 26 APR
    Arsenal v Leicester 0-1
    Middlesbrough v Sunderland 0-0
    Crystal Palace v Tottenham 0-1

    THU 27 APR
    Man City v Man Utd 2-1

    SAT 29 APR
    Southampton v Hull 1-1
    Stoke v West Ham 2-1
    Sunderland v Bournemouth 1-0
    West Brom v Leicester 0-2
    Crystal Palace v Burnley 1-0

    SUN 30 APR
    Man Utd v Swansea 2-0
    Everton v Chelsea 0-1
    Middlesbrough v Man City 1-0
    Tottenham v Arsenal 0-1

    MON 1 MAY
    Watford v Liverpool 0-2

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