Old Age Thread
  • Edited opening post
  • g.man wrote:
    I'm going for a bath.
    Yossarian wrote:
    Chuck in some Nigel, it'll make it more relaxing.

    Get my dad out of your bath!
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    What's a bath without your dad?
  • I wanna know what it was originally now...
  • Do not go gentle into that good night
    Dylan Thomas, 1914 - 1953

    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
    Because their words had forked no lightning they
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
    And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
    Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And you, my father, there on the sad height,
    Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cranky Old Man

    (Originally by Phyllis McCormack; adapted by Dave Griffith)

    What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?
    What are you thinking .. . when you’re looking at me?
    A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,
    Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?
    Who dribbles his food .. . … . . and makes no reply.
    When you say in a loud voice . .’I do wish you’d try!’
    Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.
    And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?
    Who, resisting or not . . . … lets you do as you will,
    With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?
    Is that what you’re thinking?. .Is that what you see?
    Then open your eyes, nurse .you’re not looking at me.
    I’ll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,
    As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.
    I’m a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,
    Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another
    A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet
    Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he’ll meet.
    A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.
    Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.
    At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.
    Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.
    A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,
    Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.
    At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,
    But my woman is beside me . . to see I don’t mourn.
    At Fifty, once more, .. …Babies play ’round my knee,
    Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.
    Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.
    I look at the future … . . . . I shudder with dread.
    For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.
    And I think of the years . . . And the love that I’ve known.
    I’m now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
    It’s jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
    The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.
    There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.
    But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,
    And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells
    I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
    And I’m loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.
    I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.
    And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.
    So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.
    Not a cranky old man .
    Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. …. . ME!!
  • The boy stood on the burning deck
    his feet were full of blisters
    he climbed aloft, his pants fell off
    and now he wears his sister's.
    Come with g if you want to live...
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    There was a young man from Brighton
    Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.
    He said, “Oh my love,
    It fits like a glove.”
    She said “But you’re not in the right ‘un."
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    Dinostar77 wrote:
    Do not go gentle into that good night Dylan Thomas
    One of my favourite poems ever, that. I used it in a lesson in Egypt and it made one of the students cry. Pretty remarkable reaction for someone reading it in a second language.
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    Michael Caine ruined it in Interstellar
  • How many people here have a favourite poem?
  • nick_md wrote:
    How many people here have a favourite poem?

    Yes.

    Algy met a bear
    A bear met Algy
    The bear was bulgy
    The bulge was algy
  • I liked Seamus Heaney Digging.
  • nick_md wrote:
    How many people here have a favourite poem?

    Roses are red,
    Violets are red,
    Everything's red,
    Oh god i can't stop the bleeding!
    Not everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
  • Hahaha
    Come with g if you want to live...
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    nick_md wrote:
    How many people here have a favourite poem?
    Probably Do Not Go Gentle, although I do like a bit of Donne too.

    BUSY old fool, unruly Sun,
    Why dost thou thus,
    Through windows, and through curtains, call on us ?
    Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run ?
    Saucy pedantic wretch, go chide
    Late school-boys and sour prentices,
    Go tell court-huntsmen that the king will ride,
    Call country ants to harvest offices ;
    Love, all alike, no season knows nor clime,
    Nor hours, days, months, which are the rags of time.

    Thy beams so reverend, and strong
    Why shouldst thou think ?
    I could eclipse and cloud them with a wink,
    But that I would not lose her sight so long.
    If her eyes have not blinded thine,
    Look, and to-morrow late tell me,
    Whether both th' Indias of spice and mine
    Be where thou left'st them, or lie here with me.
    Ask for those kings whom thou saw'st yesterday,
    And thou shalt hear, "All here in one bed lay."

    She's all states, and all princes I ;
    Nothing else is ;
    Princes do but play us ; compared to this,
    All honour's mimic, all wealth alchemy.
    Thou, Sun, art half as happy as we,
    In that the world's contracted thus ;
    Thine age asks ease, and since thy duties be
    To warm the world, that's done in warming us.
    Shine here to us, and thou art everywhere ;
    This bed thy center is, these walls thy sphere.
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    Pope's Essay on Criticism is a pretty virtuoso display of form and function too. It's long, mind.

    http://poetry.eserver.org/essay-on-criticism.html
  • There's a bunch of Emily Dickinson I like, but she's maudlin as all fuck.

    Persimmons by Li-Young Lee also does a number on me every time I read it.

    H and I both like r-p-o-p-h-e-s-s-a-g-r by e e cummings, but my favourite of his is Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond:

    somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond
    any experience,your eyes have their silence:
    in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
    or which i cannot touch because they are too near

    your slightest look easily will unclose me
    though i have closed myself as fingers,
    you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
    (touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

    or if your wish be to close me,i and
    my life will shut very beautifully,suddenly,
    as when the heart of this flower imagines
    the snow carefully everywhere descending;

    nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
    the power of your intense fragility:whose texture
    compels me with the colour of its countries,
    rendering death and forever with each breathing

    (i do not know what it is about you that closes
    and opens;only something in me understands
    the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
    nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands
  • nick_md wrote:
    I liked Seamus Heaney Digging.

    You can't have anything from The Anthology or whatever it was called, that's cheating.
  • Shit, called out
  • nick_md wrote:
    Scraggy wee shits, called out
  • It's all flooding back
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    Srs, This Be The Verse by Larkin

    They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
    They may not mean to, but they do.
    They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.

    But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,
    Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another’s throats.

    Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
    Get out as early as you can,
    And don’t have any kids yourself.
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    Poetry's too hokey for me. I can't reconcile writings on benevolence and yer good-of-mans with the money and praise that's so plainly reserved for them.
  • The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
    She whips a pistol from her knickers.
    She aims it at the creature's head
    And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
    A few weeks later, in the wood,
    I came across Miss Riding Hood.
    But what a change! No cloak of red,
    No silly hood upon her head.
    She said, ``Hello, and do please note
    My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''
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    Escape wrote:
    Poetry's too hokey for me. I can't reconcile writings on benevolence and yer good-of-mans with the praise that's so plainly reserved for them.
    Money for poetry? That's a novel concept.
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    The Laurel gets paid, no?
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    Laureate. IIRC, they get paid a barrel of beer per year.
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    I'm a little off. Carol Ann Duffy receives £5,750 per year and a barrel of sherry.

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