Patch Note of the Day - The Bear and Badger

GurtTractor

Started playing Caves of Qud recently which is deceptively humungous and complex, as many roguelikes tend to be. A look through its patch notes reveals just how much stuff there is going on under the hood.

Here's a few bangers from several updates that I've picked out -

Fixed a bug that caused the Cloaca Surprise to give you an extra tail.

Slog is now more willing to enter pools of filth.

Dromad traders now politely pretend to be fooled by the disguises their customers wear.

Fixed a bug that prevented dreamcrungles from becoming sated after you woke up peacefully.

Soup sludges that get catalyzed by warm static now grow entropic pseudopods.

Made camel bladders a little more common.

Dying while confused or overdosing on hulk honey no longer distorts the name of the most advanced artifact in your possession.

Bilge sphincters can no longer be used to dupe liquids.

g.man

Heh.

Blocks100

Baldurs Gate 3 Hotfix patch:

Penises C and D no longer clip through some githyanki clothing.

Brooks

Yeah apparently this game is genitally rich, which is fair enough because the rest of it looks dry as fuck DnD stuff.

davyK

Minnesänger

Brooks wrote:

Yeah apparently this game is genitally rich, which is fair enough because the rest of it looks dry as fuck DnD stuff.

If it’s dry you’re doing it wrong.

Blocks100

Baldurs Gate 3 - Patch No.1

During Gale's spell-teaching scene, you now have the option to picture a future with Gale that falls somewhere in between kissing him and kicking him in the head.

If Dolly Dolly Dolly curses you with the 'A Clown in Town' condition for making her angry while inside the Moonlantern, she will now paint your face. That'll teach you.

Lae'zel no longer floats up and down during your dialogue where you discuss dating.

Mol no longer repeats 'Kids! Scatter!' indefinitely.

Fixed characters' hair floating away from them.

Made sure bears close their eyes when they sleep.

Wookienopants

Blocks100 wrote:

Baldurs Gate 3 - Patch No.1

During Gale's spell-teaching scene, you now have the option to picture a future with Gale that falls somewhere in between kissing him and kicking him in the head.

If Dolly Dolly Dolly curses you with the 'A Clown in Town' condition for making her angry while inside the Moonlantern, she will now paint your face. That'll teach you.

Lae'zel no longer floats up and down during your dialogue where you discuss dating.

Mol no longer repeats 'Kids! Scatter!' indefinitely.

Fixed characters' hair floating away from them.

Made sure bears close their eyes when they sleep.

This is gold

Blocks100

And so it begins...

Starfield 1.7.23

Fixed an issue where sometimes hair would not appear on characters, causing their face animations to move abruptly whilst they float in the air.

LivDiv

Disappointed that was fixed if I'm honest.
That's exactly the kind of Bethesda bug that brings me joy.

RamSteelwood

1.7 and it's not even out yet?

Yossarian

RamSteelwood wrote:

1.7 and it's not even out yet?

Yep. Apparently they’ve spent a year patching and polishing.

regmcfly

Baldurs Gate and Starfield are about to start a season of feasting in here.

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