The No Subject Thread - The Bear and Badger

mk64

Every now and again i'll get a random message on fb from a random woman looking to "chat". She ends up facetiming me naked (albeit like a 90's porn clip quality). She's encouraging me to get naked (pre-recorded) no live interaction on the cam just in chat. It's all a scam to get me to get my cock out to record it and send to my fb friends unless I pay. I read about this scam online about two years ago. I bet they get so many guys with this though.

Bob

I got a weird friends request on ps4 inviting me to go see some chicks nude photos..

No thanks love. I've got Assassins Creed to play.

Moot_Geeza

mk64 wrote:

Every now and again i'll get a random message on fb from a random woman looking to "chat". She ends up facetiming me naked (albeit like a 90's porn clip quality). She's encouraging me to get naked (pre-recorded) no live interaction on the cam just in chat. It's all a scam to get me to get my cock out to record it and send to my fb friends unless I pay. I read about this scam online about two years ago. I bet they get so many guys with this though.

I understand people talking to a recorded message for a few seconds before twigging it's not a two way conversation, but lopping out the old boy after receiving a video? Oddly enough/having said this I don't doubt that some people do fall for it though.

LivDiv

How long has Glenn Close looked exactly like Oldman's Dracula?

[Deleted User]

Moot_Geeza wrote:

...having said this I don't doubt that some people do fall for it though.

They do. Trust me.

nick_md

Maybe I want people to watch me masturbate, did they ever think of that?

Brooks

nick_md wrote:

Maybe I want people to watch me masturbate, did they ever think of that?

said Gary Oldman and Glenn Close.

Moot_Geeza

Point it at my Gary old man, I'm close.

mk64

nick_md wrote:

Maybe I want people to watch me masturbate, did they ever think of that?

Yes but unlikely to want that sent to friends, family or colleagues

Diluted Dante

mk64 wrote:

nick_md wrote:

Maybe I want people to watch me masturbate, did they ever think of that?

Yes but unlikely to want that sent to friends, family or colleagues

Don't kink shame.

WorKid

No idea where to put this, but I'm sure some of you will love these posters.

https://www.marcusreed.com/shop/

Jaco

Ooh. The Close Encounters and Papillon posters are excellent...

Yossarian

Quite the typo just made it onto the Graun. We were talking about Merkel’s successor and were one letter out in providing her initials which should have been AKK...

GooberTheHat

My wife was complaining that her phone was running a little slow. I suggested she close all the tabs she had open in chrome. She did it, and got the message "2832 tabs closed"!

AJ

Wow, I'm surprised that's even possible.

I'm kinda hoping she always removes all the apps from the task switcher, for the irony.

GooberTheHat

So am I, when she asked me to guess I tbought I'd go stupidly bigand say 1000.

GooberTheHat

AJ wrote:

I'm kinda hoping she always removes all the apps from the task switcher, for the irony.

She has just proudly declared that she does.

AJ

Amazing. That's made my day.

As an aside: anyone know if that's still detrimental to battery life or not?

I've always argued that the thing Google used to do, where each browser tab lived as a separate entry in the task switcher, was a great idea. Wish they'd left it as an option.

regmcfly

Yesterday was so shit I found myself engaged in content. It helped. Here is my tapestry

SpaceGazelle

Plz tell me you've got a PSVR.

Frosty

Hitman 2 is a hell of a game

regmcfly

SpaceGazelle wrote:

Plz tell me you've got a PSVR.

I don't but want one with every fibre of my body

Frosty wrote:

Hitman 2 is a hell of a game

It is

Kow

I have a terrible headache so I was mooching around InfoWars to try and make myself feel worse. There's pro-gun story about a woman who shot an escaped convict in the head. But the comments are the best. This one is just about the mental level of the Alex Jones fan.

It would be too scary for most people to live near a prison. Good for those who do and can and arm theirselves in their own homes against escaped criminals. The Bible says people can kill a thief in their home in the night. But An escaped prisoner makes it even worse for an escapee. On Steam video game store platform, they only make communist video games now where the goal is to escape from prison, or they make act like a criminal simulators like the grand theft autos. Or if they do make police sims it is usually against other players that can play the bandits. There isn’t any morality in gaming left at all except on Apple and Microsoft store. And for some reason people want to put really fast high powered graphics games on the Apple store you know because everybody wants to run down their battery playing first person shooters for their phone and tablet. Just look at the shiny graphics in candy crush Saga. They use very bright sparkles particles effects, but we pay thousands of dollars for gaming rigs and they won’t give us a dime for our money in graphics anymore. Like, remember quake II? They at least had a particle engine for generating sparks that could physically land on the ground, and bounce. The way things are now, is they just spray like one or two animated sparks that vanish because they are not real! Just like they only give us Rogues now that endgame players too quickly and are too difficult by giving players impossible scenarios and are just more communist programming. Mech Warrior games nerf bullets and force people to use lasers. Etc. President Trump has a lot of work to do because literally everything is broken in this world. Just like pornography sites used to just automatically send people to Trojan horse virus sites that would then slowly kill people’s computers secretly. Cursed is he who standeth against sinners!