Wariospeedwagon wrote:Earthworm Jim 2
This starts off fantastic, I love how it mixes up everything each stage. Like it starts off as a normal platformer/shooter, then you're shooting up a level made out of dirt to tunnel your way to the end, then you're bouncing puppies into a funnel (!), then you have a level where you're floating and you can't touch the edges, then you've got a quiz. Then fuck me you've got the shittiest isometric shooter level, and a puppy bouncing level that's way too hard, then a shocker where you have to carry a cow while a UFO tries to take it off you. That UFO level is just the worst. Tedious with too many shit obstacles. I can't believe how quick it went from 'this is awesome!' to 'bugger this!'.
Triangle Strategy
I'll come back to this; it's too good looking and the battles seem to be pretty bloody good.
Christ the dialogue though. Everyone just banging on about shit. I can't remember who anyone is and I can't concentrate and diplomats talking about trading salt or whatever. As good as the graphics are they do not make for good cutscenes where you're just looking at people from an isometric perspective. The dialogue is very dry and expositiony and it is not delivered well.
I tried skipping the cutscenes but there are bits where you have to talk to NPCs to get bonuses in battle. I'll come back later when I'm in a more laid back mood but it's just too boring at the moment. Very frustrating, like if it had brief or interesting cutscenes I'd probably be doing a glowing 9/10 - 10/10 review in the 52 games thread by now!
acemuzzy wrote:Lol yeah the free one is done mp thing. The single player is decent but ain't what came with ps+....
Scotswahey wrote:I felt like I was in Tesco during lockdown. All the good stuff was already taken and i'm staring at a packet of tumble dryer sheets wondering if I could use them as toilet paper.
Paul the sparky wrote:Shit heads buying FIFA over PES are why we're in this situation in the first place. You've made your bed Gavin
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