We managed to win, despite the outrageous stump-glueing antics of those dodgy South African cheats.
Disappointed to realise we don’t get given the World Cup trophy for today’s heroics and have to carry on playing cricket for another fucking month or something. Who makes these ridiculous tournament rules?
I’ll be honest - I fell asleep through some of it, I’m quite tired at the moment you see. But that’s the sign of a good cricket match really, and I need to save some energy for the later stages of the WC.