Was it a Babybel?Tempy wrote:I once ate an entire wheel of cheese.
djchump wrote:Can I facepalm you for going to first base with Mel B at all? And by facepalm, I mean slap.
"Eehh, when I were a young lad, I were out tu't pub, lot of din there were, but I saw this proper bloke, looked a reet tyke 'e did, so I went ower yonder and had a sup o'me ale. He 'ad a proper ganzy on, I wanted to give his knackers a good squeeze, but 'e said me flange ad a right reek to it, e were gonna gip e'rywhere. Shame, me ol' wind chuff was a proper ginnel back then, before I 'ad me bairns. I still wanna wed im I do, bit mad allik I know, but I've always been a bit flippin' maddled..."
regmcfly wrote:You put far too much work in there.
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