Train home
Drunk guy 1 “nah mate, just the way you correct me all the time makes me unconscious”
Drunk guy 2 “you mean self conscious?”
Drunk guy 1 “see this is what I mean bruv”
Yossarian wrote:Bloke sitting opposite me on the DLR who has been chucking out anywhere from between 3 words and an entire sentence of whatever rap he’s listening to through his headphones while ostentatiously rolling a joint on the DLR.
I’m sure in his mind he’s scandalising us or something, bless him.
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