It's sensible because it's safe. Built like a tank the 0.75kg soundbar is supported at two points on the right angle, and would take an enormously vigorous soapy wank to budge the thing even a millimetre, which I've tried purely for research.
retroking1981: Fuck this place I'm off to the pub.
It was only recently that I found out that a bathrobe and a dressing gown are not the same thing. You're supposed to put a bathrobe on while you're still wet? Sounds disgusting.