Moot_Geeza wrote:Then yesterday we went to my great Aunt's 80th birthday party at Epsom college. That side of my family have a bit of money and the kids are all privately educated etc. All great/lovely people but a bit of a different world really. Just as we were about to pull up near the pavilion bit Mrs. Moot decided to press play on a Chas n Dave cd and spun the volume up to ridiculous, so everyone looked round as we rolled in to Snooker Loopy with the windows down like the jolly boys outing had arrived.
Moot_Geeza wrote:Always my wife's family. Two in the past week. I asked her to look out for a half pint glass in the charity shops while she was at the caravan. I'm obsessed with stubby beers and like to drink them from a glass. While she was on the phone she asked her mum to keep an eye out too, and I heard "what's the matter with him, doesn't he drink pints?", and now she's on the lookout for smaller and smaller glasses to buy me. This might go on for years.
Then yesterday we went to my great Aunt's 80th birthday party at Epsom college. That side of my family have a bit of money and the kids are all privately educated etc. All great/lovely people but a bit of a different world really. Just as we were about to pull up near the pavilion bit Mrs. Moot decided to press play on a Chas n Dave cd and spun the volume up to ridiculous, so everyone looked round as we rolled in to Snooker Loopy with the windows down like the jolly boys outing had arrived.
GooberTheHat wrote:Is your wife northern? There always was (probably still is) a bit of a thing about pints and halfs. Men drink pints, women drink halfs. Even in you only wanted a half you'd pour it into an empty pint glass to avoid to shame if you could. Very bizarre behaviour.
Unlikely wrote:Reg introduced me to something he called a "huff and huff" and I think it was one of those girly things you're talking about.
Moot_Geeza wrote:I think I shared this one on here after it happened but one of my mates moaning that some teenagers had been cussing him out on a bus will always be top tier for me. 'He looks like he works in CEX' followed by 'he looks like he runs a Discord server'. Effortlessly brutal takedown.
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