I'm reeling you in. You can harbour no hopes of winning, only despair at your inevitable defeat. I will toast my victory by drinking my wine from your empty skull.
Sat 22 Aug 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle 2-0
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 2-1
Leicester v Spurs 1-1
Norwich v Stoke 0-1
Sunderland v Swansea 0-1
West Ham v Bournemouth 2-0
Sun 23 Aug 2015
West Brom v Chelsea 0-1
Everton v Man City 1-2
Watford v Southampton 0-1
Sat 22 Aug 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle 4-0
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 1-0
Leicester v Spurs 1-2
Norwich v Stoke 0-1
Sunderland v Swansea 0-2
West Ham v Bournemouth 1-1
Sun 23 Aug 2015
West Brom v Chelsea 0-2
Everton v Man City 0-3
Watford v Southampton 1-0
Sat 22 Aug 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle 2-0
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 1-1
Leicester v Spurs 1-3
Norwich v Stoke 2-1
Sunderland v Swansea 0-3
West Ham v Bournemouth 4-1
Sun 23 Aug 2015
West Brom v Chelsea 0-4
Everton v Man City 0-2
Watford v Southampton 1-1
Sat 22 Aug 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle 2-1
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 2-0
Leicester v Spurs 1-0
Norwich v Stoke 1-1
Sunderland v Swansea 0-2
West Ham v Bournemouth 2-1
Sun 23 Aug 2015
West Brom v Chelsea 0-4
Everton v Man City 2-2
Watford v Southampton 0-2
Sat 22 Aug 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle 2-0
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 1-1
Leicester v Spurs 1-1
Norwich v Stoke 0-0
Sunderland v Swansea 0-1
West Ham v Bournemouth 2-1
Sun 23 Aug 2015
West Brom v Chelsea 1-2
Everton v Man City 1-3
Watford v Southampton 1-1
Sat 22 Aug 2015
Man Utd v Newcastle 2-0
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 2-0
Leicester v Spurs 1-1
Norwich v Stoke 1-1
Sunderland v Swansea 0-2
West Ham v Bournemouth 2-1
Sun 23 Aug 2015
West Brom v Chelsea 0-2
Everton v Man City 1-2
Watford v Southampton 1-1