The Clobber Thread (Sartorial Elegance)
  • Fuck Star Wars, obviously, but I stand by my demand.
  • My most formal outfit comes with a sword.  That's a start.
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    That's a point, those soldiers you get outside St James's Palace in London in the full ceremonial gear. I know that they're only really there for show, but presumably if someone pulled out a handgun and started waving it in the direction of the palace they'd be expected to do something. So, are they actually trained to use those swords or do they have a pistol hidden under their shiny helmets?
  • They will run away and hide.
  • Not necessarily in that order.

    But that would be the sensible order of behaviour.
  • They have rifles, you know.  I wouldn't imagine they'd need to use the swords much.
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    Also the hat is a cannon.
    Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
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    The hat was bearskin, back in the day, it would cover them when in danger, all guardsmen were descended from Beorn
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    Rifle or no rifle, I'd be using the sword.

    I haz two suits and a tux.
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    From Mishka, one of the more consistent goofball US streetwear labels.
  • I am just far too uncool to ever wear something like that.
  • Was mostly for our members with pre-teen offspring so I wouldn't feel too despondent Temps.
  • Skondo wrote:
    Not sartorial at all, but for those interested Metal Gear Solid 25th Anniversary t-shirts went on sale today at Uniqlo. In other news, I bought a new suit today. Three button, single breasted as it happens. I also bought a couple of shirts for work and a dictionary. Living in the fast lane.

    Shirts with button sleeves or 'French' cuff? I moved to cuff links from button sleeves about five years ago but recently I have moved back to button sleeves. Major reason is the annoying noise my cuff links make when I am typing. Plus when I go on a business trip I always forget my cuff links and then have to go buy another pair from the 24 hour tesco
  • I bought Chinos the other week, never bought worn or thought about chinos prior to the event. They are actually pretty good, chinos will be bought again.

    My wife said I needed some Chinos. She took me to Binns (House of Fraser). Couldnt find any so she asked a salesman who walked us all over the mens department before shouting out across the store 'Have we any blue chinos in size 34?'. Very embarrassing. I am actually a size 32.
  • Fossildog wrote:
    Shirts with button sleeves or 'French' cuff? I moved to cuff links from button sleeves about five years ago but recently I have moved back to button sleeves. Major reason is the annoying noise my cuff links make when I am typing. Plus when I go on a business trip I always forget my cuff links and then have to go buy another pair from the 24 hour tesco
    I had the same problem with cufflinks when playing the cello but have now bought these which solve the problem.
  • Not wearing cufflinks would also have solved the problem and saved you money which you need for, uh, whatever it is you live on.
  • I have to wear cufflinks as I wear dress shirts for work which don't generally come with button sleeves.
  • You have to wear something that makes your job difficult?  That's pretty dumb.  Who says you have to wear that stuff?
  • Of the c.100 people on an orchestral concert platform, on occasions when we're in tails, it's only really the male cellists (and perhaps bassists) who have any issue with cufflinks (5-10% of the orchestra).  Hardly worth changing the whole dress code to accommodate a handful of people with a very minor niggle, which probably doesn't really bother most of them anyhow.  Anyhow, it bothered me, so I fixed it.
  • Yeah that doesn't really answer my question.
  • Dress code is dictated by hundreds of years of tradition and the orchestral management.  Varies from gig to gig anyhow.  Sometimes these days I do gigs in jeans and t-shirt.
  • Hundreds of years of inconvenience.  Idiots.
  • I like getting dressed up for gigs.  Anyhow, most people have some kind of uniform or dress code for work, whether they like it or not.  I never much liked having to wear a suit and tie to previous office jobs, especially as, unlike my current job, I often wasn't in a public-facing role.  That's far more idiotic than the practice of getting dressed up to perform for a public audience.
  • Most dress codes don't actively impede your ability to do your job.
  • Neither does mine.  My cufflinks occasionally used to make a slight rattling noise against my cello when my left hand was in certain positions, which annoyed me but was probably not audible to anyone more than a couple of feet away.  My OP was simply a suggestion that a simple remedy to such a problem might be to procure some cotton/silk cufflinks instead.
  • If they annoyed you then they were impeding your ability to do your job.
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    Hey, a bear t-shirt.
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