Bunch of slack jawed frigates.

On waking this morning... Did he actually do that, or did I dream it? Incredible behaviour.

I don't think it counts as mutiny if the Captain does it. Self-harm maybe?

Captain suffered a moment of Rumstroke. Was prepared to risk a mega haul of glory to fight a losing battle against a Meg. First Mate boozy seized control of the ship amid the chaos and steered the Holy Dildo towards a nearby outpost. The Captain threatened to start throwing the haul overboard after he'd already thrown a bunch of chests overboard. Then he promptly fucked off.

Amazing scenes on the seas.

I'm laughing about it now but my god this game brings out the emotion over a bunch of ultimately meaningless numbers like no other.

This ship ain't big enough for all the Leg Ends.

It was absolutely amazing scenes, very amusing indeed. That battle against the Meg was epic, we were totally kicking it's arse until suddenly we weren't - we must've been two buckets of water from sinking at least three times before Boozy wisely took control of the situation.

We'd run out of wood and cannonballs and it was the right thing to do - I can understand Captain Kremmins frustration but cannot condone his actions. He threw the keys to the ashen chests overboard, along with some skellie captains chests and skulls. Unreal.

I'm still laughing about it now. I told my kids about it this morning and they were like "How immature!"

Another amazing tale from the high seas. It was a lot to fit into 90 minutes.

I think an afternoon babying myself and Andy maybe wasn't the best prep. Lol. Silly cunt.

Edit:
Lads I worked 7 days in a row And all I wanted was a drink and some seas with the lads I get about 45mins out of it and everyone bails due to that shit fuckery I am gutted

It was funny tho and we did take a fleet out and get decent loot

Server maintenance is happening right now and an update is due today which will need done before yous can sail again.

Boozy lad, I’m still fuming.

You shat it and put the fear among the crew. We had the Meg on the ropes, must have hit it ten times with the guns. The storage crate I’d placed by the prowl had 30 planks and 30 cannonballs and barked as much. A true pirate doesn’t cut and run when there’s a fight to be won. You sir, are a Yellowbeard, and those who caved on the brink of victory should hang their head.

Then, with almost a level 5 emissary you try and high tail it to the nearest outpost? Chicken shitting madness of the first order.

Ye and yer swabs didn’t deserve the booty and threw it into the sea for your fishy bitch to swallow. Then you have the salt to say you’re bailing? Not giving you the satisfaction and left the rats aboard the now shamed Dildo.

DAMN ALL YOUR EYES

Hahaha

bad_hair_day wrote:

Boozy lad, I’m still fuming. You shat it and put the fear among the crew. We had the Meg on the ropes, must have hit it ten times with the guns. The storage crate I’d placed by the prowl had 30 planks and 30 cannonballs and barked as much. A true pirate doesn’t cut and run when there’s a fight to be won. You sir, are a Yellowbeard, and those who caved on the brink of victory should hang their head. Then, with almost a level 5 emissary you try and high tail it to the nearest outpost? Chicken shitting madness of the first order. Ye and yer swabs didn’t deserve the booty and threw it into the sea for your fishy bitch to swallow. Then you have the salt to say you’re bailing? Not giving you the satisfaction and left the rats aboard the now shamed Dildo. DAMN ALL YOUR EYES

I'd have went down on with you, Captain Hair!

RamSteelwood wrote:

bad_hair_day wrote:

Boozy lad, I’m still fuming. You shat it and put the fear among the crew. We had the Meg on the ropes, must have hit it ten times with the guns. The storage crate I’d placed by the prowl had 30 planks and 30 cannonballs and barked as much. A true pirate doesn’t cut and run when there’s a fight to be won. You sir, are a Yellowbeard, and those who caved on the brink of victory should hang their head. Then, with almost a level 5 emissary you try and high tail it to the nearest outpost? Chicken shitting madness of the first order. Ye and yer swabs didn’t deserve the booty and threw it into the sea for your fishy bitch to swallow. Then you have the salt to say you’re bailing? Not giving you the satisfaction and left the rats aboard the now shamed Dildo. DAMN ALL YOUR EYES

I'd have went down on with you, Captain Hair!

Which is the point. We'd have been sunk if we'd continued. I suppose the other relevant factor to consider is that we were doing all this in the middle of a storm so the boat was continually filling up anyway and getting struck by lightning. Utter mayhem. In the fog of war, Hairs shrieking about the storage create was lost on me - clearly he wasn't communicating properly and we were all to busy bailing and hammering to think about much else than immediate survival.

A true pirate legend is a collaborator not a tyrant. He listens to his crew, makes a risk assessment of the situation and lives to loot another day - we didn't wish to be party to a poorly performing pirate. Throwing hard won treasure over board is grounds for keel-hauling at best.

YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!

Grem, who are you calling a poorly performing pirate? You’re as yellow as banana and about as much use when it gets a bit choppy.