The YouTube thread of Ultimate Win! - The Bear and Badger

Kow

Yeah, I saw that one. Not so great there, is he?

Effing page turn. Stupid forum.

WorKid

That Tetris video is insane.

krs

Ooh, we can change the resolution of the videos and watch them fullscreen whilst they're still embedded. More Petrum wizardry at work.

Escape

Too much Petrum for Blu's sorry jug.

Mod74

Heavy Voodoo

If you liked the old StSanders stuff you might like this. This chap uses his bad lip-reading abilities and then redubs songs and politicians.

Moot_Geeza

Can't remember if I posted this on the old forum:

Bollockoff

This guy was quite insane.

"Marvin John Heemeyer (October 28, 1951 â€“ June 4, 2004) was a welder and an automobile muffler repair shop owner. Outraged over the outcome of a zoning dispute, he armored a Komatsu D355A bulldozer
with layers of steel and concrete and used it on June 4, 2004, to
demolish the town hall, the former mayor's house, and other buildings in
Granby, Colorado.
The rampage ended when the bulldozer got stuck in the basement of a
building he had previously destroyed. Heemeyer then killed himself with a
handgun."

Plornt

rickjoyce

I'm sure it's not clever to make fun of accents, but I could listen to this guy all day. Not youtube, sadly, I'm on another wimp binge.

http://www.wimp.com/englishaccent/

Brooks

Wasn't he in a Katamari game

Bollockoff

Seems a distant relative of George from Fonejacker.

pantyfire

Somebody might have posted this before but I nearly wet myself just now:

vicinity_of_pie

GurtTractor

A guy from Devon rode the world's biggest wave so far.

This one is just 50 feet, off the west coast of Ireland.

This is the record breaker in Portugal last November.

LazyGunn

Plornt

Not a Youtube video, but didn't find anywhere else where this ultimate win-find fits.

Step 1: Copy the quoted text below:

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Step 2: Go to Google Translate

Step 3: Set the language to "German"

Step 4: Hit the sound button, and be amazed.

monkey

What's supposed to be happening? Its gibberish.

pantyfire

Somebody showed me this last, it's like human beat boxing innit?

Plornt

Yap. It's magical. (also, the sound box actually changes from "listen" to "beatbox" when you insert this in the german translator.

monkey

Ah right. You have the set the initial language to English. It was auto-detecting the text as Czech.

Yeah its a beatbox.

Tempy

I am surprised this hasn't turned up yet:

Turtle o Wurtle

How beautifully, wonderfully and simply put.

mk64

not to blow my own trumpet but i am better than that guy at tetris. It was decent play but his stacking decisions weren't great. He has good kick awareness though. The best videos of tetris are the ones where it goes full invisible. Thats hard.. I can get about twenty lines at 20g on invis. Hard to practice that though without an emulator.

Moot_Geeza

What do you mean by goes full invisible?

mk64

his lines start disappearing at the bottom. On tetrisfriends or other versions of TGM the lines totally disappear or flicker till they are gone. So you have to play blind.

Youtube "invisible tetris" to see.

Moot_Geeza

mk64 wrote:

Youtube "invisible tetris" to see.

That deserves a WTAF?

I can't quite get my head round how the human brain can work like this.

mk64

well i can do 20 or so lines at full tilt (20g-gravity) before I fuck up. I've never completed the whole game till the end of the credits.

It looks impossible i know but when you've played as much tetris as the top players in the world you seem to know the combination of pieces so well you can form the lines. I often slide my pieces in when i'm at ghost level with some rotation. You can't do that on TGM but you can on tetris friends. Its lazy i suppose. But i am obssessed with tetris. This was one of my cakes for my 30th

Turtle o Wurtle

that's ridiculous. The video I mean.

mk64

google blink + tetris

blink is a god at tetris. As is maserati and hebo. They're the top players in my mind because they can play any version and are the best at vs. Watching how fast they set up TSPD's back to back with a tetris to finish is incredible.

However, this is probably the best/strongest tetris feat so far. This requires unbelievable speed in both mind, reaction and execution.

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