It's difficult to be a courteous driver in a Police car. Â Given that most people turn into dribbling idiots when behind the wheel, they think that a friendly open hand signifying, "you can go before me," actually means that I can see in every direction at once and I've either determined that nothing is coming from anywhere, or they're all staring directly at me and interpreting my gesture to you as one that they must stop now, regardless of speed or who has right of way, and you must immediately carry out your manoeuvre, preferably with your eyes shut.Bollockoff wrote:Highway code actually says not to wave people across. Since a car could be coming the opposite direction and splat them.
Elmlea wrote:It really isn't, you bunch of 70s throwbacks. Especially as it's not a "whirlpool bath," it's a spa attached to a pool.
I was expecting an essay. It was only a sentence.Skerret wrote:Speaking of normality, Pranky has launched a scathing attack on us over on that decaying corpse of a forum. Â It's top shelf hilarity, I recommend.
Brooks wrote:I shat in a toilet.
Aaroncupboard wrote:@Elm: I was thinking the same thing as I read his stuff. I worked my arse off (and still do) to be a Primary School Teacher and he thinks I'm talentless?!!! By the way; I live a normal life as a Primary School Teacher. Living with my fiance. Getting married just after christmas. All good.
regmcfly wrote:You're a nobody on a forum about a hobby because you don't make the hobby and therefore have nothing to contribute to discussion about the hobby.
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