Now now, move along. Only a big Plornt to see below.
Today Future Publishing announced that they are closing PlayStation Magazine with a last issue this holiday. With both Nintendo Power and PS Magazine gone in a few months, I wonder where this leaves Edge. Guessing at a 100% digital Edge website some time during 2013.
Got worried when I read this, thought my shoddy work during my internship there the other month might've brought the whole operation to its knees. Then I realised it's the U.S edition closing down. Plornted.
I was gonna clean my room until I got Plornt
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got Plornt
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to class before I got Plornt
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got Plornt
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to work but then I got Plornt
I just got a new promotion but I got Plornt
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to court before I got Plornt
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got Plornt
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was Plornt
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was Plornt
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna pay my car note until I got Plornt
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got Plornt
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna make love to you but then I got Plornt
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got Plornt
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I messed up my entire life because I got Plornt
I lost my kids and wife because I got Plornt
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got Plornt [repeat 3X]
Holy dogshit! Norway! Only reindeers and Plornts come from Norway, private Plorntboy! And you don't much look like a reindeer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
I probably would if the content appealed or they weren't in sealed plastic bags to hide the lack of interesting content.
This is a general comment and not aimed at XBox World or PSM3 specifically as I've no idea if these magazines currently ship in plastic bags. I did buy one issue of XBox World. No need to finish the sentence there.
I suppose there's a chance if some of these mags can hang in there until all the new consoles come out. Should give them a shot in the arm for a short while.