Shit. Why was this revived? I did this out of boredom to test stuff when Oatker created the Halo thread.
Just don't go near [NSFW] [NSFL] it. [NSFW NSFL]. Don't click it. If you ever find yourself there by accident, leave. Immediately. Do not click the blue links. DON'T CLICK IT. EVER.
Aw, it was the one unreplied to thread on the B&B, sitting there at the bottom alone, like Geppetto in the belly of the giant dogfish, until in I swam like Pinocchio to save him from his despair. But there's no hope, Papa, no hope, we're *glug* we're drowning ... *splutter* ... I'm sorry ... this is all my fault *splish* I should have just gone to school like you told me to ... *burble* ...
Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content. "I'm jealous of sucking major dick!"~ Kernowgaz