I enjoyed this.Moot_Geeza wrote:He uses it to chastise children who talk in cinemas #Scoldfinger.
Yossarian wrote:Simply talking to strangers while using a urinal is already breaking etiquette. Talk about your penis and you may as well start trying to take pictures for the reaction it's going to get.
handsofblue wrote:Yossarian wrote:Simply talking to strangers while using a urinal is already breaking etiquette. Talk about your penis and you may as well start trying to take pictures for the reaction it's going to get.
Ah, such a strange and complex world is hidden behind those doors. Urinals are just asking for a break in etiquette, surely? Openly peeing next to a stranger? That's just ucky.
Never go in the middle unless you have to.igorgetmeabrain wrote:I can't remember the formula but it's a pretty straightforward equation based on number of people vs number of urinals.
Aaroncupboard wrote:I get really pissed off if someone pees in the urinal next to me when there are plenty of other free ones. Rugby match toilets at Twickenham Stadium are the only times I can recall having funny banter whilst peeing.
adkm1979 wrote:I talk to people at urinals all the time. Â People look at you with fear in there eyes, swiftly replaced by mischievous joy; "If he can talk to people in here, maybe I can too.." Â So you get a witty reply, and someone washing their hands can't help but throw in the obvious joke that popped into their head, and before you know it, it's like the changing room in Top Gun. Â Guys are dying to talk to each other in there, they just need someone to break the yellow ice, as it were.
equinox_code wrote:I talk to people at urinals and on public transport. I normally find people pretty friendly toward me
Punch in the fuck?Mod74 wrote:I talk to people at the urinals. Mostly because I know it makes people uncomfortable and I like to see what reaction I get.
Liveinadive wrote:Punch in the fuck?Mod74 wrote:I talk to people at the urinals. Mostly because I know it makes people uncomfortable and I like to see what reaction I get.
I've never come across an impolite/unfriendly ticket inspector or passport control person. There are way more than three jobs in which a high level of arseholery is considered a requisite skill though.
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