Absolutely horrendous case of the shits there. Flatmate had a possible case of the norovirus over the last few days so I hope this sin't it hitting me.
My guitar teacher told me about getting stoned off his box and going to see the Dubliners and being very disappointed when the realisation kicked in that they weren't called the Dub Liners and weren't playing anything like the music he was expecting.
EDIT: Was aimed at g but still works for the Davie Jeebus.
Lovely 4 course meal at the kensington hotel in london, now drinking a very expensive bottle of pinot grigio with the wife. Great new years/mini honeymoon! Got a room upgrade too!
Gamertag: aaroncupboard (like the room where you keep towels)