monkey wrote:Before all this happened there were rumours of William having an affair with some posh bint called Rose Hanbury. That's a pretty detailed one. She's married to a gay lord (not a gaylord) who only wanted her in order to sire an heir and they have an open relationship. William loves it up the bum. Not just fingers but the full strap-on. Kate won't do that but Rose is dead up for it. Kate found out and Wills said he'll never get fucked up the bum again. But then Kate found out he was still taking it up the bum just before Christmas. Everyone thought a period of time off might be good so they came up with the surgery story. But she's still pissed and not cooperating with the palace so no one knows what's going to happen or when she'll really be back.yourfavouriteuncle wrote:What are the actual genuine theories?
Moot_Geeza wrote:Avril Lavigne's an owl?
GurtTractor wrote:A owl...
yourfavouriteuncle wrote:monkey wrote:Before all this happened there were rumours of William having an affair with some posh bint called Rose Hanbury. That's a pretty detailed one. She's married to a gay lord (not a gaylord) who only wanted her in order to sire an heir and they have an open relationship. William loves it up the bum. Not just fingers but the full strap-on. Kate won't do that but Rose is dead up for it. Kate found out and Wills said he'll never get fucked up the bum again. But then Kate found out he was still taking it up the bum just before Christmas. Everyone thought a period of time off might be good so they came up with the surgery story. But she's still pissed and not cooperating with the palace so no one knows what's going to happen or when she'll really be back.yourfavouriteuncle wrote:What are the actual genuine theories?
This is up there with that Rodrigues had his tackle loped off WhatsApp story. Love it.
monkey wrote:Her kids might also be William's, are older than Prince George and thus have a legitimate claim on the throne.
Life...finds a way.poprock wrote:I don’t think you get kids by pegging.
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