Jimmy The Lips wrote:Not clumsy but still fucking stupid.... Â I put super unleaded petrol in my diesel car earlier today. Â The pump was black with a black handle and I went into autopilot. Â Won't be making that mistake again...
I've done that too.Skerret wrote:I kneed myself in the face once. I may have already said this.
Pretty sure your doing it in the wrong order mateStopharage wrote:I burnt my neck whilst ironing my shirt collar. On 2 separate occasions.
I think it was in an attempt to tie a shoe. From memory I went to swing my leg up onto the foot of a bed and perhaps in an effort to save time was already leaning forward. There was blood but teeth intact.Jimmy The Lips wrote:How?
Mod74 wrote:I made some mash the other month, but it was ready before the rest so I popped the pan in the oven to keep warm. Put it in thinking "I must not touch the handle with bare hands after". Then took it out thinking "I must not touch the handle with bare hands". Put it on the stove, turned round. Turned back again and picked it straight up. Put a massive welt across my palm. Ouch.
ShabbyMcCrabby wrote:I used to play baseball and we were doing partner throwing practice.
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