ÂPaul the sparky wrote:Best thread ever. My girlfriend is incredibly clumsy, she's fallen out of the shower splitting her head oped and blacking her eye and more recently she decided to break dance down the stairs the day before our holiday.
ÂPaul the sparky wrote:I'm worried that the funny looks from the doctors will turn into knocks on the door from the old Bill.
Liveinadive wrote:Dude, make sure someone is about, or can ring and check on you. Concussions can be a sly mother fucker.
Fentonizer wrote:This thread was a bad idea; when you're in pain, you can feel the pain of other accidents just by reading them. @liveinadive , holy shit. What was the end result of that?
Coopers Green wrote:Nothing like self-inflicted idiocy.
LarryDavid wrote:When I was about ten I did that thing kids like to do at the swimming baths and legged it straight out of the changing rooms and did a big running bomb into the pool to announce my presence. I didn't even look and half way through realised I was going to land right on top of a fat woman who was doing her daily exercises. Her look of surprise and horror as she realised her quiet, relaxing swim was about to be torpedoed by a ten year old child catapulting himself straight at her is ingrained in my mind. Sort of a very quick switch from "ah, what a lovely day for a swim" look of content to a horrified "oh shit! that stupid kid's going to land right on meeeeeeee!". Luckily her hefty size broke my fall leaving me relatively uninjured (and her, thankfully). I apologised obviously, because she was quite rightly slightly pissed off about it and then kept my head down for a stern talking to from the lifeguard. Secretly, I thought it was hilarious as did most of the pool who saw it.
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