Minnesänger wrote:I'm bottom level. But right or left depends on mood.
Paul the sparky wrote:Are we talking about standing to piss, or wipe?
Just add that FBTB shite at the end and you have your new twitter bioPaul the sparky wrote:Ok. Uncut standy up pisser, sitty doon wiper here.
Minnesänger wrote:Plus, with the emergence of fancy electronic bogs with water jets and blowers and the like, sitting is the only way to get the full 5-star cock and balls luxury experience.
Paul the sparky wrote:Ok. Uncut standy up pisser, sitty doon wiper here.
Armitage_Shankburn wrote:Just add that FBTB shite at the end and you have your new twitter bioPaul the sparky wrote:Ok. Uncut standy up pisser, sitty doon wiper here.
Paul the sparky wrote:Are we talking about standing to piss, or wipe?
cosmicjellybean wrote:Nothing says HETERO like poo stains in your pants.
The Daddy wrote:Towards or away? Always go side to side first, then in a concentric circle, working slowly away from the hole, then inwards to finish. One square of paper for environmental and efficiency reasons.
Minnesänger wrote:Welcome everyone!
This thread is still sexist.
Armitage_Shankburn wrote:Use water, no stains. Clean bum, environmentally friendlier.
There's a good visual.cosmicjellybean wrote:The Daddy wrote:Towards or away? Always go side to side first, then in a concentric circle, working slowly away from the hole, then inwards to finish. One square of paper for environmental and efficiency reasons.
You got confused between wiping and brushing your teeth I think?
Minnesänger wrote:Plus, that table is sexist. Shame on Andy.
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