Spock wrote:I rarely burp without using the offending gaseous expulsion to form the word "bollocks".
pantyfire wrote:Are any of you in control of your own bodies? I'm not clumsy at all. The wife is a surprisingly heavy stepper for someone that is about 8 stone. And she is guaranteed to knock something over late at night, in fact the later the hour the louder the thing is she knocks over. WITHOUT FAIL. This drives me mad.
Gonzo wrote:Who knew an activity requiring some skill in hand eye coordination would be a hub for the maladroit
I did that once after jumping over a wall. The kicker was I eventually fell and skinned my forearm quite badly. Which then went septic.davyK wrote:Ever tripped and broke into a run to prevent yourself from falling? I did that once right in a busy city centre - I must have ran for a good 20-30yds with my chin about 2 ft from the ground with my arms aeroplaning, my full length lightweight raincoat billowing behind me, before I retrieved my balance - at which point I realised I had run the length of a parked coach that was now filled with highly amused passengers.
superflyninja wrote:I did that once after jumping over a wall. The kicker was I eventually fell and skinned my forearm quite badly. Which then went septic.
indigo wrote:I'm Irish and find that outmoded and patronising simile genuinely offensive. We don't curse any more than any other race on these rainy islands.Funnily enough, I'm good with menial shit, but whatever... My concession to badgery, is that write well enough (though I correct myself a fair amount), but I mumble like that dude in Dick Tracy, and when heated, swear like a total cnut. I literally make Irishmen blush with my curse rate. It's like a cogent form of Tourettes (or as near as).I'm not generally good with instructions/tasks unless they primarily involve thinking.
SpaceGazelle wrote:I once fell 60ft down a tin mine in Cornwall. Quite often, hangovers tend to get me in more trouble than the pissed part.
dynamiteReady wrote:indigo wrote:I'm Irish and find that outmoded and patronising simile genuinely offensive. We don't curse any more than any other race on these rainy islands.Funnily enough, I'm good with menial shit, but whatever... My concession to badgery, is that write well enough (though I correct myself a fair amount), but I mumble like that dude in Dick Tracy, and when heated, swear like a total cnut. I literally make Irishmen blush with my curse rate. It's like a cogent form of Tourettes (or as near as).I'm not generally good with instructions/tasks unless they primarily involve thinking.
Lol!
I have a mate who likes to play about with the fact that he's Irish, and he makes a point of this constantly.
My mum's old neighbour was from northern Ireland, and used to curse like a witch.
One chick I used to date, marketing exec I think (i.e. will spend a large part of most days not swearing), she use to swear a bit, especially when driving. Blamed it on heritage.
I can see where all those "I have a *insert race here* mate" qualifiers for racial epithets come from now! : P
-_-Lord_Griff wrote:It's a slippery slope.
superflyninja wrote:@davyk you an Irisher as well?
davyK wrote:Aye. Belfast native. Apart from a year in Great Malvern as a student (industrial placement in the MOD research facility there) I have lived there all my life.@davyk you an Irisher as well?
Yep. My Mum went mental when she read it in the papers. I thought it'd be best if I didn't tell her but hey ho.dynamiteReady wrote:SpaceGazelle wrote:I once fell 60ft down a tin mine in Cornwall. Quite often, hangovers tend to get me in more trouble than the pissed part.
That's fucked up! Are you serious?
Top o the mornin squire!davyK wrote:Aye. Belfast native. Apart from a year in Great Malvern as a student (industrial placement in the MOD research facility there) I have lived there all my life.superflyninja wrote:@davyk you an Irisher as well?
superflyninja wrote:Top o the mornin squire!davyK wrote:Aye. Belfast native. Apart from a year in Great Malvern as a student (industrial placement in the MOD research facility there) I have lived there all my life.superflyninja wrote:@davyk you an Irisher as well?
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