101 Things that get on our tits but don't actually matter in the slightest.
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I used to get the Greggs deal a lot when I was at uni last year, gotta remember not everyone on this forum is in touch with REAL LIFE though
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Coffee on it's own still takes too long. You can have a cloudy lemonade and learn to like it.
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If you seriously want me to start having uncaffeinated drinks in the morning, I may as well start my murderous rampage now. -
Tempy wrote:I used to get the Greggs deal a lot when I was at uni last year, gotta remember not everyone on this forum is in touch with REAL LIFE though
My closest greggs is a 15 mile drive away. They're not that good.
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Yossarian wrote:If you seriously want me to start having uncaffeinated drinks in the morning, I may as well start my murderous rampage now.
Loads of caffeinated drinks in a fridge but, in the morning, I would tend to take a hot drink over a cold one. -
GooberTheHat wrote:Tempy wrote:I used to get the Greggs deal a lot when I was at uni last year, gotta remember not everyone on this forum is in touch with REAL LIFE though
My closest greggs is a 15 mile drive away. They're not that good.
Exactly, where’s the REAL LIFE there
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There is no life here, that's why the nearest greggs is 15 miles away
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There’s a Greggs Drive-thru opening near me soon!iosGameCentre:T3hDaddy;
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Yossarian wrote:If you seriously want me to start having uncaffeinated drinks in the morning, I may as well start my murderous rampage now.
Go crazy? -
I live opposite the train station.
There is some twat member of rail staff out there with a leaf blower trying to clear about 4 leaves off a step.
He has been at it for 15 minutes now.
Use a broom you dumb cunt, its 11pm. -
Obviously wants tomorrow off, leaves on the track and all that -
He is still going. I can see him out my living room window. Still on that same step.
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Diluted Dante wrote:People ordering coffee in Greggs.
Whrn I worked in Greggs it was an urn of hot water and a scoop of instant. These days everywhere you go you're stuck watching a fucking hipster ceremony of making a latte that drags on longer than the trailers in a cinema (now those get on my tits - fuck your movie loyalty cards and popcorn and drinks being artfully thrown around. I want to watch a film. I swear people wouldn't stream as much if you could just sit down and watch the fucking film )
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It literally takes less than 30s for a Greggs attendant to press the latte button and it be ready.
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Yeah but I feel like at Gregg's I want a tea urn, just seems more fitting.
Also tabards. -
If nothing else, Gregg's have to be commended on breaking the cartel of exorbitant pricing at motorway services. Their prices for a cuppa and a breakfast roll are a fraction of what all the robbing bastard franchises have traditionally charged.Come with g if you want to live... -
I have a tabard in work I have to wear when there is an evacuation/fire drill etc.
It is hi-vis yellow says "EO"/"DEO" on the back .
Deputy/Evacuation Officer.
Since I have lost weight it now fits me which is a bonus but I still look a prat in it.Holding the wrong end of the stick since 2009. -
EO/DEO sounds like an 80s synth band.
Maybe get a keytar to carry during drills. -
davyK wrote:I still look a prat in it.
Can’t be the biggest worry. I mean, you can’t have to wear it often. Unless … wait. How many emergency evacuations do you have? -
bun, or butty. I'll accept bap too, and chuckle to myself since it also means booby.Tempy wrote:You mean a cob?"Like i said, context is missing."
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Roll
Bun
Cob
Bap
Barm
Barmcake
Teacake
Stottie
Batch
Bridie
Barra
Softie
Morning roll
Oven bottom
Scuffler
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I'd not had an oven bottom until the other day.
I picked some up when Sainsburys was rinsed in bbq weather.
They make great burger buns for quarter pounders, or at least the ones I got did. I didn't cut them in half just used one on top and one as the base as they were pretty flat. -
I miss the now-legendary Bless Stottie.
Speciality of a lovely pub in Derby called the Blessington Carriage (The Bless for short). A stottie is a particularly huge bread roll, pretty much the size of a dinner plate. They used to fill one with chips, cheese and home-made chilli con carne. Despite being served up as a sandwich, you could only take it on with a knife and fork. It was heavenly. It cured hangovers. It was enough to fuel you for a whole weekend. -
I was on a windup, I’m a man of the world I can use any term and know what it means
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poprock wrote:Roll
Bun
Cob
Bap
Barm
Barmcake
Teacake
Stottie
Batch
Bridie
Barra
Softie
Morning roll
Oven bottom
Scuffler
Muffin
Surely this is a different thing to a roll, bap or bun (and everything else is a made up word except for teacake which is different again). -
Pouring one out for those of you who don't know the majesty of a mortons crispy roll, god bless
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Horrid things. As are the abominations known as ‘well fired rolls’
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Yossarian wrote:Surely this is a different thing to a roll, bap or bun (and everything else is a made up word except for teacake which is different again).
Hark at t’Londoner.
Using ‘muffin’ for bread roll is a West Yorkshire thing. Quite common in the wild lands between Manchester and Leeds. Likewise ‘teacake’ … also West Yorkshire, but maybe more towards the north. -
poprock wrote:Using ‘muffin’ for bread roll is a West Yorkshire thing. Quite common in the wild lands between Manchester and Leeds.
Sheer madness. You all might as well be referring to rolls as fajitas.
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