About 5 to 8 g.

heeheehee

Just to balance out all the fun and happiness, I'm sitting in a dark room, entirely sober, trying to settle down a teething baby. Me and the gf have had a blazing row when the stress of the baby's continual crying got too much for us. I've got part 2 of that to look forward to as soon as I can get the little one off to sleep. At some point I've got a load of milk bottles to wash up. Merry Christmas you pricks.

Huzzah!

Outlaw wrote:

Really? I must be a hard hearted bitch, thought Toy Story 3 was a load of rubbish.

Agreed. If anything it gets worse with repeated viewings.

tigerswiftly wrote:

AW YEAH. Got a Stalenhag print of this for Christmas. What a knockout!

Sweet, am a huge fan of him! Any chance of taking a pic of it in the flesh? How big is it?

Also merry Christmas, all x

monkey wrote:

Just to balance out all the fun and happiness, I'm sitting in a dark room, entirely sober, trying to settle down a teething baby. Me and the gf have had a blazing row when the stress of the baby's continual crying got too much for us. I've got part 2 of that to look forward to as soon as I can get the little one off to sleep. At some point I've got a load of milk bottles to wash up. Merry Christmas you pricks.

Oh my god I'm having to do maths. I am incapable of maths at this point of the day. WHAT.

...and a white wine for the lady.

I'm trying to find a .gif to communicate how great the three bird roast was.

equinox_code wrote:

Central heating broken. Fuck.

Ahh that's crap noxy Our washer broke t'other day but no heat is worse.

I was having a great day but them started feeling really shitty thinking about stuff that's went on this year and etc etc but I went for a shower, read this thread, and am now feeling much better. Time to get drunk.

Merry Christmas one and all. It's all love.

It's THE NEXT DAY here but mecrim all the same.  My sibs and partners all built things with Duplo blocks with my 2yr old nephew yesterday.  He wrecked the robot I made though, the shit.  Today I face my own grim mortality and get more pressies.  The Crab will be round later I expect.

I watched Arthur Christmas earlier, it's brilliant,everyone should add it to their Christmas viewing list. Was sat cuddled up with the kids giggling away to it,lovely way to the end the day.
Except everyone has now gone to bed and I'm on me lonesome and there appears to be naff all on the telly tonight. Still beer and chocolate are readily available so it's not all bad.

The best Xmas day of my life; just consistently excellent. Xmas Eve by the fire kicked it all off when my son set fire to his Santa letter; before he did so, he read it out - he'd asked for 2 presents (Lego Hobbit and a Minecraft book). He then wrote a paragraph saying how he hoped that everyone in the world could be happy and get the presents they wished for. Got pretty choked up at that.

Today, I drank enough to be merry rather than smashed. 
Ate enough to be sated rather than bloated. 
Saw my kids' faces light up with joy at regular occurrences. 
Realised (yet again) that I'm lucky to have such a great wife.
Spent the day with 6 of the most precious people in my life. 
Watched Dr Who with my youngest from behind the sofa. 
Had an utterly stress-free day despite being chef and lunch was faultless.
Received presents and a FaceTime chat from my estranged father. It was nice. 
Didn't have to leave the house. 
Got some lovely pressies too; but the whole giving experience was blissful today. 

Apologies if this reeks of smugness; but days like today must be cherished and it will stay with me forever. A superlative-laden post but was the best of days. Not quite sure what I've done to deserve it.

It's really easy to trick children, Elm.