Dark Soldier wrote:They've got shove ha'penny round his parts, UFC is laughed out the door. Only time you'll find two men semi naked together is at a football match, or in a secret tryst that will shame the entire family several years later and lead to a glassing.
Bit of talc on the board, a scrap in the car park and beating the wife, solid night out around the North East.
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afgavinstan wrote:How bout that lad Paul Craig there??? For non-initiated: Lost his last two fights. Tonight fighting in the last one on his contract. Basically needs to win or he's out of the UFC. Scottish, based nearby in Coatbridge. Gets dominated by his opponent for the three rounds, but in the final ten seconds goes for a hail mary Triangle Choke and the guy taps. Official time of stoppage 4:59:68. Less than a third of a second away from being out of the company. What. A. Sport.Dark Soldier wrote:They've got shove ha'penny round his parts, UFC is laughed out the door. Only time you'll find two men semi naked together is at a football match, or in a secret tryst that will shame the entire family several years later and lead to a glassing. Bit of talc on the board, a scrap in the car park and beating the wife, solid night out around the North East.Spoiler:
Liveinadive wrote:I just realised that Palace, Stoke and West Brom could quite easily be the three teams relegated
An ex-Pulis hat trick.
afgavinstan wrote:How bout that lad Paul Craig there??? For non-initiated: Lost his last two fights. Tonight fighting in the last one on his contract. Basically needs to win or he's out of the UFC. Scottish, based nearby in Coatbridge. Gets dominated by his opponent for the three rounds, but in the final ten seconds goes for a hail mary Triangle Choke and the guy taps. Official time of stoppage 4:59:68. Less than a third of a second away from being out of the company. What. A. Sport.Dark Soldier wrote:They've got shove ha'penny round his parts, UFC is laughed out the door. Only time you'll find two men semi naked together is at a football match, or in a secret tryst that will shame the entire family several years later and lead to a glassing. Bit of talc on the board, a scrap in the car park and beating the wife, solid night out around the North East.Spoiler:
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